# Baker’s Dozen III

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**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial**

1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
3. “If I say I can’t be impartial would that let me off jury duty.”
4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
5. [Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)

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