# Baker’s Dozen III

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**Created:** [August 22, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093 "2022-08-22T15:39:52Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iii/970093/4978 "2024-04-18T22:58:30Z")

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**Overheard at Trump’s hush-money jury trial**

1. “I just don’t think his bronzer is flattering under these courtroom lights.”
2. “Not so loud. You’ll wake him.”
3. “If I say I can’t be impartial, would that get me off jury duty?”
4. “Zzzz… hamburder… Zzzz… Sleepy Joe…”
5. “[Hey, do you think one of these jurors could be a sleeper agent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/4825)”
6. “Please, God, let me be in the room when the judge _finally_ holds him in contempt and his own Secret Service agents drag him off to a holding cell.”
7. “I wouldn’t believe Trump if his tongue were notarized.”
8. “Does Juror #95 look like Pauly Shore to you…?”

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