# Baker’s Dozen IV

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 18, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177 "2026-09-18T13:39:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 28

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/542 "2026-11-08T23:34:17Z")

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**Things that sound better than they actually are**

1. Sex on the Beach
2. Sex on a trampoline
3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
4. Chicken and waffles
5. Owning a boat
6. Being a celebrity
7. Attending a pro sport event

Uncomfortable seats, outrageous prices for beer and snacks, and if it weren’t for the big-screen on the scoreboard you can’t really see anything.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/543 "2026-11-09T01:40:25Z")

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**Things that sound better than they actually are**

1. Sex on the Beach
2. Sex on a trampoline
3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
4. Chicken and waffles
5. Owning a boat
6. Being a celebrity
7. Attending a pro sport event
8. Caramel or candy apples

I love caramel, I love apples, but the ones for sale at fairs are so tough that they’re almost inedible

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/544 "2026-11-09T02:07:47Z")

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**Things that sound better than they actually are**

1. Sex on the Beach
2. Sex on a trampoline
3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
4. Chicken and waffles
5. Owning a boat
6. Being a celebrity
7. Attending a pro sport event
8. Caramel or candy apples
9. Sleeping with the fishes

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2026, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/545 "2026-11-09T04:30:57Z")

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**Things that sound better than they actually are**

1. Sex on the Beach
2. Sex on a trampoline
3. Teenage make-out sessions on a waterbed
4. Chicken and waffles
5. Owning a boat
6. Being a celebrity
7. Attending a pro sport event
8. Caramel or candy apples
9. Sleeping with the fishes
10. Horseback riding

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