# Baker’s Dozen IV **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 18, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177 "2026-09-18T13:39:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/81 "2026-10-07T04:29:37Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/82 "2026-10-07T04:35:04Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/83 "2026-10-07T11:57:11Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn 9. Arnold Ziffel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/84 "2026-10-07T12:53:11Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn 9. Arnold Ziffel 10. Megatron ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/85 "2026-10-07T13:33:00Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn 9. Arnold Ziffel 10. Megatron 11. Hunter Biden ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/86 "2026-10-07T13:43:39Z")
**Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn 9. Arnold Ziffel 10. Megatron 11. Hunter Biden 12. Spider-Man ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/87 "2026-10-08T18:06:54Z")
[quote=“knoodler, post:86, topic:1033177, full:true”] **Even More Unlikely 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidates** 1. Bianca Censori 2. Banksy 3. Britney Spears 4. Ceiling Cat 5. Dan Quayle 6. Mr. Ed 7. Lady Gaga 8. Caleb Flynn 9. Arnold Ziffel 10. Megatron 11. Hunter Biden 12. Spider-Man 13. Frankie Avalon **Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/88 "2026-10-08T18:35:20Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/89 "2026-10-08T18:38:23Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/90 "2026-10-08T19:04:03Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/91 "2026-10-08T19:08:29Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/92 "2026-10-08T19:11:04Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/93 "2026-10-08T19:38:15Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/94 "2026-10-08T19:52:58Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/95 "2026-10-08T20:31:00Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers 9. Super Dave Osbourne (Portrayed by Bob Einstein; and no, he didn’t die from one of his stunts.) Also: was #5 ever alive? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/96 "2026-10-08T21:29:04Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers 9. Super Dave Osbourne 10. Gilda Radner ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/97 "2026-10-08T21:55:50Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers 9. Super Dave Osbourne 10. Gilda Radner 11. Lenny Bruce ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/98 "2026-10-09T00:15:11Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers 9. Super Dave Osbourne 10. Gilda Radner 11. Lenny Bruce 12. Rodney Dangerfield ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/99 "2026-10-09T02:30:36Z")
**Dead Comedians** 1. Groucho Marx 2. George Carlin 3. The Amazing Johnathan 4. Sean Lock 5. Achmed the Dead Terrorist 6. Robin Williams 7. Spike Milligan 8. Joan Rivers 9. Super Dave Osbourne 10. Gilda Radner 11. Lenny Bruce 12. Rodney Dangerfield 13. Bill Hicks Pass ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baker-s-dozen-iv/1033177/100 "2026-10-09T03:06:40Z")
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