# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2461 "2020-06-05T22:09:51Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2462 "2020-06-05T22:25:36Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2463 "2020-06-05T22:28:23Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of _It’s a Wonderful Life_, Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2464 "2020-06-05T22:32:35Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in _A Few Good Men_ ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2465 "2020-06-05T22:41:10Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2466 "2020-06-05T23:01:28Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2467 "2020-06-06T01:01:23Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 9. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” Dr. Rumack, in Airplane ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2468 "2020-06-06T01:02:43Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 9. “The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?” Gustave in The Grand Budapest Hotel ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2469 "2020-06-06T02:40:26Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 9. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” Dr. Rumack, in Airplane 10. “The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?” Gustave in The Grand Budapest Hotel 11. “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” Captain Oveur in Airplane ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2470 "2020-06-06T03:40:07Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 9. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” Dr. Rumack, in Airplane 10. “The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?” Gustave in The Grand Budapest Hotel 11. “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” Captain Oveur in Airplane 12. You know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. (Steve Buschemi, "Armageddon ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2471 "2020-06-06T03:54:19Z")
Fun movie quotes, not on most recent list: 1. “If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies. “ Ard, in Heavy Metal. 2. “Have fun storming the castle!” Miracle Max in The Princess Bride 3. “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!” Vizzini in The Princess Bride 4. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Inigo Montoya in some movie I can’t remember the name of 5. “Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say “YES”!” Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters 6. “Don’t I feel like the fucking asshole?” Colonel Nathan Jessup, Jack Nicholson, in A Few Good Men 7. "…somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t…The hell I won’t!” John Wayne, McLintock! 8. “When you have to shoot, shoot; don’t talk.” Tuco, in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 9. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” Dr. Rumack, in Airplane 10. “The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?” Gustave in The Grand Budapest Hotel 11. “Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?” Captain Oveur in Airplane 12. You know we’re sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. (Steve Buschemi, "Armageddon”) 13. “Round up the usual suspects!” Louis Renault, “Casablanca” ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_blistering_barnacle/32/3386_2.png) [@Blue\_Blistering\_Barnacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blue_Blistering_Barnacle)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2472 "2020-06-06T03:55:41Z")
Pass ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2473 "2020-06-06T04:53:32Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > #4 above is from Shakespeare “Midsummers Nights Dream” It’s also from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” I’m aware a lot of Wonka’s quotes come from other sources. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2474 "2020-06-06T14:10:11Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2475 "2020-06-06T22:16:30Z")
1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2476 "2020-06-07T03:12:34Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. 3. Warehouse worker in a brewery warehouse. I spent shifts throwing empty cases of beer bottles around. I lost 30 lbs. and got into the best shape of my life. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2477 "2020-06-07T03:37:30Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. 3. Warehouse worker in a brewery warehouse. I spent shifts throwing empty cases of beer bottles around. I lost 30 lbs. and got into the best shape of my life. 4. Bowling alley pinsetter. Picking up pins, putting them in a rack, and manually pullling it down to reset the pins. And putting the ball in the return track. You could do two adjacent lanes at a time. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2478 "2020-06-07T08:00:00Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. 3. Warehouse worker in a brewery warehouse. I spent shifts throwing empty cases of beer bottles around. I lost 30 lbs. and got into the best shape of my life. 4. Bowling alley pinsetter. Picking up pins, putting them in a rack, and manually pullling it down to reset the pins. And putting the ball in the return track. You could do two adjacent lanes at a time. 5. Loading semi trailers for UPS, midnight shift. It was a good workout and you had to hustle. Good pay and benefits. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2479 "2020-06-07T13:57:47Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. 3. Warehouse worker in a brewery warehouse. I spent shifts throwing empty cases of beer bottles around. I lost 30 lbs. and got into the best shape of my life. 4. Bowling alley pinsetter. Picking up pins, putting them in a rack, and manually pullling it down to reset the pins. And putting the ball in the return track. You could do two adjacent lanes at a time. 5. Loading semi trailers for UPS, midnight shift. It was a good workout and you had to hustle. Good pay and benefits. 6. Substitute teacher. I learned a lot about children (and quite a bit about adults), and enjoyed some of the amusing things students said. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/2480 "2020-06-07T16:30:07Z")
Jobs rebounding is in the headlines — a favorite job you’ve held in life, and why. 1. Paperboy for the Hartford Courant, by 0630 Mon-Sat, and by 0830 Sun. For $8 a week, about 35 papers on my route in early to mid 1970s, I learned at an early age that you show up each and every day, rain or snow or ice, or summer vacations or holidays. 2. Library assistant in a college library annex. Not the main library, a repository for less frequently used books and periodicals. I enjoyed searching through the shelves and there was lots of down time to read. 3. Warehouse worker in a brewery warehouse. I spent shifts throwing empty cases of beer bottles around. I lost 30 lbs. and got into the best shape of my life. 4. Bowling alley pinsetter. Picking up pins, putting them in a rack, and manually pullling it down to reset the pins. And putting the ball in the return track. You could do two adjacent lanes at a time. 5. Loading semi trailers for UPS, midnight shift. It was a good workout and you had to hustle. Good pay and benefits. 6. Substitute teacher. I learned a lot about children (and quite a bit about adults), and enjoyed some of the amusing things students said. 7. US Marine. I ended up reenlisting a few times and it helped pay for college. The older I get the more grateful I am to have served. And, small-unit leadership courses, and later the Staff NCO Academy, taught me valuable management skills that have been useful in the tech industry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=123) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=125)