# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3001 "2020-07-21T20:18:45Z")
It’s hot! single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery Evidently this is the local phrase in Kaskakia, Illinois. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3002 "2020-07-22T00:22:58Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3003 "2020-07-22T01:19:55Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3004 "2020-07-22T03:00:24Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching 9. _It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like. Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw - It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about. What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle._ I got Robin Williams on my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3005 "2020-07-22T13:26:41Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching 9. _It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like. Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw - It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about. What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle._ 10. a bit toasty ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3006 "2020-07-22T13:37:23Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching 9. _It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like. Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw - It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about. What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle._ 10. a bit toasty 11. sultry ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3007 "2020-07-22T14:41:39Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching 9. _It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like. Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw - It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about. What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle._ 10. a bit toasty 11. sultry 12. too darn hot [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PlMWW4R1ZBM/hqdefault.jpg "Ella Fitzgerald Too Darn Hot") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlMWW4R1ZBM) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3008 "2020-07-23T14:10:36Z")
It’s hot! Single words or longer phrases that indicate high temperature: 1. you could fry an egg on the sidewalk 2. It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum here, your Majesty 3. Hotter than Dutch love. 4. Hotter’n a whore’s doorknob on nickel night. 5. Hotter than a three-dollar pistol 6. Awful Selsery 7. sweltering 8. scorching 9. _It’s hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like. Fool, it’s hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It’s damn hot! I saw - It’s so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It’s that hot! Do you know what I’m talking about. What do you think it’s going to be like tonight? It’s gonna be hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle._ 10. a bit toasty 11. sultry 12. too darn hot 13. Hace color . Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3009 "2020-07-23T23:18:05Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3010 "2020-07-23T23:29:50Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3011 "2020-07-24T02:17:46Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3012 "2020-07-24T15:48:21Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3013 "2020-07-24T16:21:19Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3014 "2020-07-24T22:53:45Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3015 "2020-07-26T02:37:49Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3016 "2020-07-26T04:33:02Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally 8. Cybir Shepherd ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3017 "2020-07-26T06:08:37Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally 8. Cybir Shepherd 9. Iron Man ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3018 "2020-07-26T09:50:57Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally 8. Cybir Shepherd 9. Iron Man 10. Red ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3019 "2020-07-27T03:20:55Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally 8. Cybir Shepherd 9. Iron Man 10. Red 11. Silver ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3020 "2020-07-27T04:10:30Z")
What you would name your sexbot, if you had one 1. Lauren 2. Cherry 2000 3. Béatrice Romand 4. Sweet Thang 5. Elvira 6. RoboLove 7. Cyber Sally 8. Cybir Shepherd 9. Iron Man 10. Red 11. Silver 12. Lassie, or The Wee Lass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=152)