# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3041 "2020-07-27T20:21:01Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3042 "2020-07-27T20:53:08Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3043 "2020-07-27T22:36:25Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3044 "2020-07-28T03:24:45Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3045 "2020-07-28T06:54:59Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. [Portuguese Sausage](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51wtvBSwVwL.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3046 "2020-07-28T07:33:06Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. [Portuguese Sausage](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51wtvBSwVwL.jpg) 9. cheese ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3047 "2020-07-28T13:00:51Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. [Portuguese Sausage](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51wtvBSwVwL.jpg) 9. cheese 10. Hickory Smoked ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3048 "2020-07-28T14:56:37Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. Portuguese Sausage 9. cheese 10. Hickory Smoked 11. Black Pepper ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3049 "2020-07-28T16:55:39Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. Portuguese Sausage 9. cheese 10. Hickory Smoked 11. Black Pepper 12. Garlic ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3050 "2020-07-29T01:06:50Z")
Flavors of Spam! 1. Chorizo 2. Tocino 3. Stinky French Garlic 4. Classic 5. Spam with Real Hormel Bacon 6. Jalapeno 7. Tofu 8. Portuguese Sausage 9. cheese 10. Hickory Smoked 11. Black Pepper 12. Garlic 13. Roasted Turkey Next up: Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3051 "2020-07-29T06:26:19Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3052 "2020-07-29T06:57:15Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave? 3. Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3053 "2020-07-29T12:54:00Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave? 3. Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so! 4. Nobody likes me. [pouts] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3054 "2020-07-29T14:31:28Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3055 "2020-07-29T14:50:23Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3056 "2020-07-29T15:03:20Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” 7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3057 "2020-07-29T18:23:52Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” 7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.” 8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3058 "2020-07-29T19:06:21Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” 7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.” 8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?” 9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3059 "2020-07-29T19:25:40Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” 7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.” 8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?” 9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.” 10. “Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2020, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3060 "2020-07-30T13:20:37Z")
Overheard around the White House lately 1. “I’m not sure he’s got the upper-body strength to _lift_ a baseball, let alone throw it.” 2. “If I lose, do I _ **really** _ have to leave?” 3. “Hey, you wanted me to listen to physicians. So I did, and now, I truly believe that human females can be impregnated by demon UFO aliens while the human females are asleep and dreaming. A doctor said so!” 4. “Nobody likes me.” [pouts] 5. “I hear Melania has already offered to show Jill Biden around.” 6. “Person, woman, man, camera, TV. See? I aced it again.” 7. “The Attorney General will be by to shine the President’s shoes at 3:30.” 8. “Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. Is it golf time yet?” 9. “Did I tell you how I passed my mental test real good? … I did? … Ten times? … I don’t remember doing that.” 10. “Why hasn’t Putin called? I can’t do this on my own!” 11. “I can’t wear a mask because my bronzer always stains it, duh.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=152) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=154)