# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3141 "2020-08-06T12:27:00Z")
Desi Arnaz Jr. was on the Brady Bunch because he was the favorite entertainer/pop singer crush of one of the girls. But I admit he wasn’t _very_ entertaining 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3142 "2020-08-06T13:45:27Z")
Non-entertainment people who have played themselves on TV dramas or sitcoms, no repeats 1. Keith Hernandez - Seinfeld 2. Stephen Hawking - The Big Bang Theory 3. Alan Dershowitz - Picket Fences 4. Colin Powell - Madam Secretary 5. Larry Csonka - The Six Million Dollar Man 6. Michelle Obama - iCarly 7. Nancy Reagan - Diff’rent Strokes 8. Serena Williams - The Bernie Mac Show 9. Edwin Newman - Newhart 10. Sparky Anderson - WKRP in Cincinnati 11. Desi Arnaz, jr — The Brady Bunch 12. Julius Erving - The Office 13. Gary Hart - Cheers Next category: Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3143 "2020-08-06T13:46:15Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3144 "2020-08-06T16:51:49Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3145 "2020-08-06T19:48:28Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3146 "2020-08-06T19:58:11Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3147 "2020-08-06T19:59:47Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3148 "2020-08-06T20:45:19Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” I’ve actually heard someone say the 1st 5 words, in a Theory of Linguistics class: [Colorless green ideas sleep furiously - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3149 "2020-08-06T21:53:10Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3150 "2020-08-06T22:36:19Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” 9. “Osteopathic antidisestablishmentarianists regurgitate hydroxychloroquine induced pitted figs.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3151 "2020-08-06T23:22:48Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” 9. “Osteopathic antidisestablishmentarianists regurgitate hydroxychloroquine induced pitted figs.” 10. “My dog lectures on physics at Harvard.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3152 "2020-08-07T03:36:08Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” 9. “Osteopathic antidisestablishmentarianists regurgitate hydroxychloroquine induced pitted figs.” 10. “My dog lectures on physics at Harvard.” 11. “Her Majesty prefers Oreos to Pecan Sandies.” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3153 "2020-08-07T04:00:00Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” 9. “Osteopathic antidisestablishmentarianists regurgitate hydroxychloroquine induced pitted figs.” 10. “My dog lectures on physics at Harvard.” 11. “Her Majesty prefers Oreos to Pecan Sandies.” 12. “My cat taught Spoons’ dog at MIT.” ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3154 "2020-08-07T04:05:08Z")
Seven-word sentences you have never heard anyone say 1. “Put the llama in the den, please.” 2. “All your mayonaisse belong to us now.” 3. “She sells seashells by the blue aardvark.” 4. “No, Frank Sinatra was never an astronaut.” 5. “My yellow dashboard loves your inner beauty.” 6. “Sure, we could dig him back up!” 7. “Colorless green ideas sleep furiously counting sheep.” 8. “Mindless, pointless stuff I must pit/share.” 9. “Osteopathic antidisestablishmentarianists regurgitate hydroxychloroquine induced pitted figs.” 10. “My dog lectures on physics at Harvard.” 11. “Her Majesty prefers Oreos to Pecan Sandies.” 12. “My cat taught Spoons’ dog at MIT.” 13. I like bicycles stewed in banana vinegar. pass ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3155 "2020-08-07T13:38:48Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm The noted German Baroque composer, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3156 "2020-08-07T14:07:07Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm 2. Naked organist ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3157 "2020-08-07T14:14:25Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm 2. Naked organist 3. Mr Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3158 "2020-08-07T15:02:52Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm 2. Naked organist 3. Mr Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner 4. Stig O’Tracy Got his head nailed to the floor by the Piranha Brothers for “transgressing the unwritten law.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3159 "2020-08-07T18:08:04Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm 2. Naked organist 3. Mr Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner 4. Stig O’Tracy 5. Sr Not-Appearing-In-This-Film ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3160 "2020-08-07T19:53:20Z")
_Monty Python_ characters 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm 2. Naked organist 3. Mr Wensleydale, the cheese shop owner 4. Stig O’Tracy 5. Sr Not-Appearing-In-This-Film 6. Mr. Eric Praline, returning a dead Norwegian Blue parrot [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=157) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=159)