# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3241 "2020-08-14T18:49:57Z")
**Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100)** 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3242 "2020-08-15T00:53:50Z")
**Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100)** 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3243 "2020-08-15T03:18:17Z")
**Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100)** 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6, After Party - Don Toliver #100 I can’t believe how bad this POS is. Are the rest like this, too? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3244 "2020-08-15T04:22:44Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3245 "2020-08-15T14:46:37Z")
] Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3246 "2020-08-15T21:38:48Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) 9. Justin Bieber - Intentions, #32 ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3247 "2020-08-16T02:14:02Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) 9. Justin Bieber - Intentions, #32 10. Dobaby - Rockstar #2 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3248 "2020-08-16T02:25:07Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) 9. Justin Bieber - Intentions, #32 10. Dababy - Rockstar #2 11. Post Malone - Circles (#16) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3249 "2020-08-17T02:39:47Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) 9. Justin Bieber - Intentions, #32 10. Dababy - Rockstar #2 11. Post Malone - Circles (#16) 12. Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande - [Rain On Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAm4om0wTs) (#35) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3250 "2020-08-17T03:51:41Z")
Artists currently on the [Billboard Hot 100](https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100) 1. Miranda Lambert - Bluebird (#40) 2. Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar (#1) 3. Billie Eilish - My Future, #6 4. Taylor Swift - Cardigan, #8; also #s 23, 36, 66, 69, 73, 85, 91, 93 & 98. 5. Lewis Capaldi - Before You Go, # 11 6. Don Toliver - After Party, #100 7. Dua Lipa - [Break My Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI) , #14 8. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (#4) 9. Justin Bieber - Intentions, #32 10. Dababy - Rockstar #2 11. Post Malone - Circles (#16) 12. Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande - [Rain On Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoAm4om0wTs) (#35) 13. StaySolidRocky - Party Girl (#34) Next up: Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3251 "2020-08-17T04:56:49Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3252 "2020-08-17T05:24:29Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3253 "2020-08-17T12:19:30Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3254 "2020-08-17T14:54:59Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3255 "2020-08-17T17:06:09Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3256 "2020-08-17T17:25:17Z")
[quote=“panache45, post:3255, topic:846938, full:true”] Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. 7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3257 "2020-08-17T23:40:56Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. 7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus. 8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3258 "2020-08-18T04:08:09Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. 7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus. 8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP 9. Felons get the vote, support Trump] ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3259 "2020-08-18T05:34:49Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. 7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus. 8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP 9. Felons get the vote, support Trump 10. Kamala sleeps with Willie. Again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2020, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3260 "2020-08-18T05:38:03Z")
Ways the American election could go seriously off the rails 1. Mailboxes replaced with landmines 2. October surprise is the cancellation of November. 3. Americans become convinced that the Electoral College has cancelled classes due to COVID. 4. Kanye West shoots Biden. 5. Kamala Harris admits she’s an alien… a SPACE alien 6. Every voter pencils in his/her own name as a write-in vote. 7. Trump applauds as Putin’s troops invade Belarus. 8. Kim Kardashian replaces Pence as Republican candidate for VP 9. Felons get the vote, support Trump 10. Kamala sleeps with Willie. Again. 11. The Most Interesting Man in the World enters the race. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=162) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=164)