# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 183

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3641 "2020-09-23T15:20:18Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3642 "2020-09-23T18:52:03Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3643 "2020-09-23T20:04:25Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3644 "2020-09-23T23:17:10Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3645 "2020-09-24T03:06:20Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3646 "2020-09-24T03:24:42Z")

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[quote=“gkster, post:3645, topic:846938, full:true”]  
**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3647 "2020-09-24T10:56:23Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”
9. “If I lose, I’m moving to Canada. If I win, you’re moving to North Korea.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3648 "2020-09-24T16:05:43Z")

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**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”
9. “If I lose, I’m moving to Canada. If I win, you’re moving to North Korea.”
10. “This may come as a surprise to you, Mr. President, but Melania just tweeted that she’s endorsing me.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3649 "2020-09-24T16:17:45Z")

</div>

**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”
9. “If I lose, I’m moving to Canada. If I win, you’re moving to North Korea.”
10. “This may come as a surprise to you, Mr. President, but Melania just tweeted that she’s endorsing me.”
11. “Hail Satan!”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3650 "2020-09-24T16:18:35Z")

</div>

**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”
9. “If I lose, I’m moving to Canada. If I win, you’re moving to North Korea.”
10. “This may come as a surprise to you, Mr. President, but Melania just tweeted that she’s endorsing me.”
11. “Hail Satan!”
12. “His most recent attack was so effective, I, uh, seem to have wet my pants.”

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3651 "2020-09-26T08:55:37Z")

</div>

**Unexpected remarks in the upcoming U.S. presidential debates**

1. “You know what? He’s right. I’m an incompetent orange buffoon and should, for the good of the nation, resign immediately. So I will.”
2. “I promised my tax records. Here they are.”
3. “Donald, I thank you. We’ve never had a finer president.”
4. “I really mishandled the country’s response to COVID and I accept responsibility for my mistakes.”
5. “You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t make a Supreme Court nomination this year.”
6. “Eh… what a maroon!”
7. “John Lewis, wonderful guy. It’s OK that he didn’t attend my inauguration and I’m sorry that I didn’t go to his funeral.”
8. “The mainstream media reporting on the riots is fake news. The riots are fake news; they’re not happening. Oh wait…”
9. “If I lose, I’m moving to Canada. If I win, you’re moving to North Korea.”
10. “This may come as a surprise to you, Mr. President, but Melania just tweeted that she’s endorsing me.”
11. “Hail Satan!”
12. “His most recent attack was so effective, I, uh, seem to have wet my pants.”
13. “Whatever the election results may be, I commit to a peaceful transition of power.”

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3652 "2020-09-26T10:51:55Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3653 "2020-09-26T11:35:36Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3654 "2020-09-26T14:19:59Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3655 "2020-09-26T16:50:06Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3656 "2020-09-26T18:40:15Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan
6. Sweden

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3657 "2020-09-27T01:39:14Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan
6. Sweden
7. Tajikistan

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3658 "2020-09-27T02:27:15Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan
6. Sweden
7. Tajikistan
8. Iran

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3659 "2020-09-27T02:52:35Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan
6. Sweden
7. Tajikistan
8. Iran
9. Liechtenstein

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/3660 "2020-09-27T11:11:40Z")

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Countries with names that end in **n**

1. Japan
2. Spain
3. Gabon
4. Pakistan
5. Bhutan
6. Sweden
7. Tajikistan
8. Iran
9. Liechtenstein
10. Benin

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