# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/361 "2020-02-06T15:42:30Z")
Rush Limbaughisms 1. Feminazis 2. Obama regime 3. Drug offenders should be locked up… unless they’re me 4. The Ninth Circus Court of Appeals 5. Even when I think I’m wrong I’m right. I am all-knowing. 6. The Swamp 7. Club Gitmo 8. Sore Loserman 2000 9. Michael J. Fox faked his Parkinson’s symptoms 10. Drive-by Media 11. Screwls 12. Said being a member of the armed forces is like being on welfare > [@](#): > > You said you joined the Army at 18. My guess is that before that, before you enlisted, you were on welfare. When you joined, you were essentially on welfare, because whether or not you ever go to war, you get free medicine, free food, free place to sleep, even free clothes to wear to work every day. The taxpayer even gives you years-long paid vacations to exotic foreign lands. > > [https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/10/rush-limbaugh-calls-troops-welfare-queens-moochers/](https://www.duffelblog.com/2013/10/rush-limbaugh-calls-troops-welfare-queens-moochers/) Go ahead, conservatives, defend this man. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/362 "2020-02-06T16:25:15Z")
The Duffelblog is a satire site much like The Onion so I am not sure that Rush actually said that. The only other Google result I got was another site referencing this one. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/363 "2020-02-06T16:26:04Z")
Rush Limbaughisms 1. Feminazis 2. Obama regime 3. Drug offenders should be locked up… unless they’re me 4. The Ninth Circus Court of Appeals 5. Even when I think I’m wrong I’m right. I am all-knowing. 6. The Swamp 7. Club Gitmo 8. Sore Loserman 2000 9. Michael J. Fox faked his Parkinson’s symptoms 10. Drive-by Media 11. Screwls 12. Said being a member of the armed forces is like being on welfare 13. Caller abortion Quotes from Barack Obama 14. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/364 "2020-02-06T17:09:16Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/365 "2020-02-06T17:35:01Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/366 "2020-02-06T17:42:36Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/367 "2020-02-06T18:24:33Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/368 "2020-02-06T18:43:52Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/369 "2020-02-06T20:51:37Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/370 "2020-02-06T20:57:38Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/371 "2020-02-07T01:15:50Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. 9. You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/372 "2020-02-07T02:09:23Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. 9. You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt. 10. Some folks . … ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/373 "2020-02-07T03:19:41Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. 9. You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt. 10. Some folks . … 11. No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/374 "2020-02-07T04:07:07Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. 9. You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt. 10. Some folks . … 11. No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan. 12. “I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/375 "2020-02-07T04:34:07Z")
Quotes from Barack Obama 1. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. 2. There’s not a liberal America and a conservative America - there’s the United States of America. 3. You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you. 4. The future rewards those who press on. I don’t have time to feel sorry for myself. I don’t have time to complain. I’m going to press on. 5. I think perhaps education doesn’t do us much good unless it is mixed with sweat. 6. Issues are never simple. One thing I’m proud of is that very rarely will you hear me simplify the issues. 7. Our journey is not complete until we find a better way to welcome the striving, hopeful immigrants who still see America as a land of opportunity. 8. We need to internalize this idea of excellence. Not many folks spend a lot of time trying to be excellent. 9. You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt. 10. Some folks . … 11. No matter how we reform health care, I intend to keep this promise: If you like your doctor, you’ll be able to keep your doctor; if you like your health care plan, you’ll be able to keep your health care plan. 12. “I didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances.” 13. “Let me be clear…” Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/376 "2020-02-07T07:31:12Z")
Popular Songs w/ Artists from Your High School Years 1. Hitch a Ride — Boston ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/377 "2020-02-07T08:02:46Z")
Popular Songs w/ Artists from Your High School Years 1. Hitch a Ride — Boston 2. Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/378 "2020-02-07T08:12:02Z")
Popular Songs w/ Artists from Your High School Years 1. Hitch a Ride — Boston 2. Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas 3. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/379 "2020-02-07T08:15:43Z")
Popular Songs w/ Artists from Your High School Years 1. Hitch a Ride — Boston 2. Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas 3. Dreams - Fleetwood Mac 4. Come Sail Away — Styx ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/380 "2020-02-07T08:41:15Z")
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