# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/21 "2020-01-25T21:02:21Z")
Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump! 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/22 "2020-01-25T21:12:51Z")
Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump! 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? 9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”? ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/23 "2020-01-25T22:42:24Z")
Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump! 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? 9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”? 10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan… ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/24 "2020-01-26T01:13:59Z")
Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. "This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump! 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? 9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”? 10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan… 11. I did not have sex with that woman ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/25 "2020-01-26T04:05:26Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Future categories on the shiny new Baker’s Dozen thread > > …4. Something something A-M… > 12. Something, A-M… Pretty similar. How about: 1. Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. “This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!” 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? 9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”? 10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan… 11. I did not have sex with that woman 12. When I get really bored, I find myself counting Mitch’s wattles. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/26 "2020-01-26T04:59:18Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Pretty similar. > > How about: > > 1. Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings I don’t know, that’s pretty similar to: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > 1. Things heard at the Impeachment Hearings ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/27 "2020-01-26T21:48:18Z")
Things Heard At The Impeachment Hearings 1. “This lecture’s longer than the wait time on the old Baker’s Dozen thread.” 2. “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” 3. “Anyone want an imPEACHment Cocktail. That’s peach puree mixed with any booze of your choice.” 4. “I’m not a liar! You’re a liar!” 5. “Does milk of magnesia count as milk?” 6. “That’s Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!” 7. “This guy’s lying as much as…as…Trump!” 8. Wait…just where is Ukraine, anyway? 9. So wait… is it “THE Ukraine” or just plain “Ukraine”? 10. How about some yummy imPEACHment cobbler to go with the cocktails? It’s as orange as somebody’s tan… 11. I did not have sex with that woman 12. When I get really bored, I find myself counting Mitch’s wattles. 13. Wake me up when it’s over. New Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/28 "2020-01-26T21:55:35Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/29 "2020-01-26T21:58:58Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/30 "2020-01-26T22:12:55Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/31 "2020-01-26T22:51:48Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/32 "2020-01-26T22:53:35Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > I don’t know, that’s pretty similar to… :: headsmack :: OK, then. 1. Words that end in “-urple” Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/33 "2020-01-26T23:31:07Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/34 "2020-01-26T23:43:42Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/35 "2020-01-26T23:49:24Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) 9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/36 "2020-01-26T23:59:10Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) 9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) 10. dry toast ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/37 "2020-01-27T00:07:20Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) 9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) 10. dry toast 11. Tums ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/38 "2020-01-27T03:07:38Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) 9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) 10. dry toast 11. Tums 12. Tagamet (Cimetidine) I remember feeling that they’d discovered a wonder drug when it came out in the 80s ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/39 "2020-01-27T10:13:04Z")
Remedies (home, OTC or prescription) for stomach distress 1. baking soda 2. Pepto-Bismol 3. Ginger ale 4. Soda crackers 5. Alka-Seltzer 6. flat Coca-Cola 7. apple cider vinegar 8. peppermint oil (used externally) 9. Omeprazole (for acid reflux) [Prilosec] 10. dry toast 11. Tums 12. Tagamet (Cimetidine) 13. Ranitidine [Zantac] Tom Cruise Movies, with a Tom Cruise Quote from It 14. A Few Good Men: “I want the truth!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/40 "2020-01-27T12:17:04Z")
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