# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4142 "2020-11-13T14:56:13Z")
**Types of water vehicles** 1. kayak 2. boat 3. catamaran 4. sloop 5. tunnel hull 6. umiak 7. speed boat 8. Pedal boat 9. yacht 10. Hovercraft 11. submarine ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4143 "2020-11-13T17:50:46Z")
**Types of water vehicles** 1. kayak 2. boat 3. catamaran 4. sloop 5. tunnel hull 6. umiak 7. speed boat 8. Pedal boat 9. yacht 10. Hovercraft 11. submarine 12. schooner ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4144 "2020-11-13T17:52:26Z")
**Types of water vehicles** 1. kayak 2. boat 3. catamaran 4. sloop 5. tunnel hull 6. umiak 7. speed boat 8. Pedal boat 9. yacht 10. Hovercraft 11. submarine 12. schooner 13. Essex-class aircraft carrier Next up: Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4145 "2020-11-13T20:21:50Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4146 "2020-11-13T22:02:38Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4147 "2020-11-13T23:14:07Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4148 "2020-11-13T23:37:10Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4149 "2020-11-14T00:40:52Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4150 "2020-11-14T05:37:18Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4151 "2020-11-14T08:31:52Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4152 "2020-11-14T08:43:47Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” 9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4153 "2020-11-14T13:55:25Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” 9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!” 10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…” ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4154 "2020-11-14T17:45:07Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” 9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!” 10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…” 11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4155 "2020-11-14T21:05:51Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” 9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!” 10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…” 11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.” 12. “He even didn’t get out of bed until after 11 this morning, but that might actually be better for the country, y’know?” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4156 "2020-11-15T05:19:05Z")
Overheard in the White House this week 1. “I’m not gonna tell him; YOU tell him.” 2. “And that’s it and that’s the only thing I need, is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that’s all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.” 3. _”Ding dong! The bitch is gone! Which old bitch? The orange bitch!”_ 4. “No, I’m not putting this on my resume either.” 5. “Shhh…don’t anyone say landslide…” 6. “Hello, Vladimir? What the hell went wrong?” 7. “Did you hear? Now Scott Baio isn’t taking his calls.” 8. “…and she’s getting custody of Barron.” 9. “Did you hear that? He said “who knows which administration it will be…”!” 10. “I solemnly pledge my utmost fealty…” 11. “As I’ve already said, fuck Christmas. I suggested to Donald if I have to, I want to do all black, but he said his supporters would be very upset.” 12. “He even didn’t get out of bed until after 11 this morning, but that might actually be better for the country, y’know?” 13. “Call me a rat leaving a sinking ship, but I’m out of here!” Next, inspired by yesterday’s google doodle Dancers, any genre 1. Maria Tallchief ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4157 "2020-11-15T05:40:29Z")
Dancers, any genre 1. Maria Tallchief 2. Fred Astaire ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4158 "2020-11-15T05:50:23Z")
Dancers, any genre 1. Maria Tallchief 2. Fred Astaire 3. Savion Glover ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4159 "2020-11-15T06:01:48Z")
Dancers, any genre 1. Maria Tallchief 2. Fred Astaire 3. Savion Glover 4. Mikhail Baryshnikov ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4160 "2020-11-15T12:36:50Z")
Dancers, any genre 1. Maria Tallchief 2. Fred Astaire 3. Savion Glover 4. Mikhail Baryshnikov 5. Cyd Charisse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2020, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4161 "2020-11-15T12:48:51Z")
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