# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 231

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4602 "2021-01-07T22:16:15Z")

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**People (Real and fictional) with Mohawks**

1. Mr. T
2. Jared Leto
3. Travis Barker
4. Yondu ( _Guardians of the Galaxy_ )
5. Jake McNiece - From the [Filthy Thirteen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filthy_Thirteen)
6. Magua, as played by Wes Studi in the 1992 film version of _The Last of the Mohicans_
7. Mark Salling
8. Wez - one of the Humungous, played by Vernon Wells in The Road Warrior _⸨a/k/a Mad Max 2⸩_ 
9. [Clonycavan Man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clonycavan_Man)
10. Yadier Molina
11. Travis Bickle
12. Brian Bosworth
13. Dysentery, the TV-watching punk rocker, in _King Ralph_

**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4603 "2021-01-07T22:38:22Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4604 "2021-01-07T23:40:36Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4605 "2021-01-08T01:57:27Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!

(Bonus if the letter contains a recent picture of your house)

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4606 "2021-01-08T02:27:50Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4607 "2021-01-08T03:28:43Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4608 "2021-01-08T03:54:49Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4609 "2021-01-08T04:07:52Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4610 "2021-01-08T04:11:52Z")

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[3m](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii/846938/4609)

**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!
9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4611 "2021-01-08T10:13:14Z")

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gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)[Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/g/Registered)

[3m](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii/846938/4609)

**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!
9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4612 "2021-01-08T13:13:42Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!
9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
11. “Do you need new windows?”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4613 "2021-01-08T14:57:36Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!
9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
11. “Do you need new windows?”
12. “Use our monthly lawn service.”

If you kill all the weeds, there won’t be anything left but dirt.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4614 "2021-01-09T03:45:05Z")

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**Typical junk mail you get in your mailbox**

1. Pizza delivery menu
2. “Need better hearing aids?”
3. “Protect your loved ones with our life insurance.”
4. Want to sell your house? Of course you do!
5. Bed Bath and Beyond
6. those stupid newsprint pages full of unuseful coupons
7. “Prices Never This Low on Furniture Because We Bought Out the Warehouse!”
8. Special offer on Invisalign!
9. You’ve been approved for $2500 financing!
10. A lame key-shaped cutout that will start your free car
11. “Do you need new windows?”
12. “Use our monthly lawn service.”
13. “Great savings on auto insurance!”

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4615 "2021-01-09T03:58:02Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4616 "2021-01-09T05:26:45Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4617 "2021-01-09T08:27:13Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4618 "2021-01-09T12:51:24Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
5. Judas Iscariot

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4619 "2021-01-09T16:50:16Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
5. Judas Iscariot
6. Lando Calrisian, _The Force Strikes Back_

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4620 "2021-01-09T17:29:44Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
5. Judas Iscariot
6. Lando Calrisian, _The Force Strikes Back_
7. Cassius

“Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look;  
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/4621 "2021-01-09T19:06:50Z")

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Real or fictional traitors to their country, family, friends

1. Count Ugolino (see Dante’s _Inferno_ Canto XXXII)
2. Winston Smith, 1984
3. Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter series
4. Guy Fawkes, the ‘Gunpowder Plot’ of 1605
5. Judas Iscariot
6. Lando Calrisian, _The Force Strikes Back_
7. Cassius
8. Benedict Arnold

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