# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5604 "2021-04-26T15:44:23Z")
Bless you for mentioning stoats. Shoulda thought of that myself! **Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5605 "2021-04-26T15:51:44Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5606 "2021-04-26T15:57:12Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5607 "2021-04-26T15:57:39Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5608 "2021-04-26T16:29:25Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5609 "2021-04-26T17:52:46Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade The Florida State Seminoles’ ill-advised attempt to compete with the University of Florida Gators in the sports drink market. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5610 "2021-04-26T17:56:20Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5611 "2021-04-26T18:03:48Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5612 "2021-04-26T18:23:45Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ 9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5613 "2021-04-26T18:32:43Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ 9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious) 10. Dr. Pepperwinkle So very, very misunderstood. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5614 "2021-04-26T18:52:05Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ 9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious) 10. Dr. Pepperwinkle 11. Jerk Juice Unsuccessful sports drink for weightlifters. The name was picked on the spurt of the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5615 "2021-04-26T19:57:01Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ 9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious) 10. Dr. Pepperwinkle 11. Jerk Juice 12. Homeopathic Cola Only one molecule of flavor per bottle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5616 "2021-04-26T20:00:56Z")
**Soft drinks that never quite hit the big time** 1. Stoat Surprise 2. Mountain Pew - Now with more skunk! 3. Lipsmackin’ Linoleum 4. Diet Poopsi 5. Cherry Scrunge 6. Seminade 7. Coquette-Cola 8. Cocoa-Cola _… … an attempt to blend cola and chocolate_ 9. Naturopath Pepper (Unaccreditedly Delicious) 10. Dr. Pepperwinkle 11. Jerk Juice 12. Homeopathic Cola 13. Heroinade Pass. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5617 "2021-04-26T20:38:47Z")
New Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat A Japanese sport drink that I like. The category above reminded me of it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5618 "2021-04-26T21:16:25Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5619 "2021-04-26T21:21:14Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango 3. Zima Even beyond the name, the product made me ask wth. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5620 "2021-04-26T21:36:32Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango 3. Zima 4. X Æ A-12 Musk _…(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5621 "2021-04-27T02:03:17Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango 3. Zima 4. X Æ A-12 Musk _…(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)_ 5. _Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_ Yes, I know it’s SciFi. It’s still a What?? title. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5622 "2021-04-27T02:07:56Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango 3. Zima 4. X Æ A-12 Musk _…(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)_ 5. _Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_ 6. Trianal From the Medbroadcast website: “This medication is a combination product that contains acetylsalicylic acid (ASA), butalbital, and caffeine. ASA is used to relieve pain. Butalbital, a barbiturate, is a relaxant. Caffeine helps increase the effectiveness of pain relief.” Surely SOMEBODY could have thought of a better name? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5623 "2021-04-27T02:26:37Z")
Real names that make you ask What? or Why? (a person, place, product, title, object or whatever, as long as it’s real) 1. Pocari Sweat 2. Pepsi Splash of Mango 3. Zima 4. X Æ A-12 Musk _…(‘X Æ A-12’ is bad enough, but add the last name and it sounds like a body spray)_ 5. _Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?_ 6. Trianal 7. Fucking Austria There probably should be a comma in there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=282)