# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 294

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5864 "2021-05-14T12:47:53Z")

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**Female Spies and _Femmes Fatales_ – Real or Fictional**

1. Mata Hari _(Margaretha Geertruida MacLeod)_
2. Vera Atkins
3. Natasha Fatale - _Rocky and Bullwinkle_
4. Agent 99 - _Get Smart_
5. Nancy Wake
6. Harriet Tubman
7. Virginia Hall
8. Rose Greenhow
9. Pearl Cornioley
10. April Dancer - _The Girl from U.N.C.L.E._
11. Sydney Bristow - _Alias_
12. Julia Child
13. Audrey Hepburn

[Hollywood legend Audrey Hepburn was a WWII resistance spy](https://nypost.com/2019/04/09/hollywood-legend-audrey-hepburn-was-a-wwii-resistance-spy/#:~:text=Audrey%20Hepburn%20Bettmann%20Archive%20She%20was%20one%20of,this%20part%20could%20literally%20mean%20life%20or%20death).

### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5865 "2021-05-14T12:58:37Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5866 "2021-05-14T15:18:23Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5867 "2021-05-14T16:05:43Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5868 "2021-05-14T16:09:47Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5869 "2021-05-14T16:40:36Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?

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**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5870 "2021-05-14T16:44:03Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5871 "2021-05-14T17:49:03Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5872 "2021-05-14T17:51:48Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.
9. A carrot.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5873 "2021-05-14T18:18:01Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.
9. A carrot.
10. “In that case, I think I’m in the wrong joke.”

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5874 "2021-05-14T18:26:14Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.
9. A carrot.
10. “In that case, I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
11. “Thats the shortest runway I’ve ever seen, but damn, is it wide!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5875 "2021-05-14T18:30:00Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.
9. A carrot.
10. “In that case, I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
11. “Thats the shortest runway I’ve ever seen, but damn, is it wide!”
12. Time to get a new fence.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5876 "2021-05-14T22:09:15Z")

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### Punchlines

1. To get to the other side.
2. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
3. Moooo!
4. “Twenty dollars. Same as in town.”
5. [German accent] “No, just visiting.”
6. You have a drink named “Bob”?
7. I’m a frayed knot.
8. At $10 for a beer, I can see why.
9. A carrot.
10. “In that case, I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
11. “Thats the shortest runway I’ve ever seen, but damn, is it wide!”
12. Time to get a new fence.
13. They went into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon.

Pass.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5877 "2021-05-15T03:25:22Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5878 "2021-05-15T03:35:11Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning
2. こんにちは (_konnichi wa_)

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**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5879 "2021-05-15T03:35:49Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning
2. こんにちは ( _konnichi wa_ )
3. Aloha

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5880 "2021-05-15T03:39:58Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning
2. こんにちは ( _konnichi wa_ )
3. Aloha
4. 'sup

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5881 "2021-05-15T03:54:29Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning
2. こんにちは ( _konnichi wa_ )
3. Aloha
4. 'sup
5. _GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!_

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5882 "2021-05-15T04:47:21Z")

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**Greetings**

1. Good morning
2. こんにちは ( _konnichi wa_ )
3. Aloha
4. 'sup
5. _GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!_
6. Salutations!

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/5883 "2021-05-15T04:50:45Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> [Hollywood legend Audrey Hepburn was a WWII resistance spy](https://nypost.com/2019/04/09/hollywood-legend-audrey-hepburn-was-a-wwii-resistance-spy/#:~:text=Audrey%20Hepburn%20Bettmann%20Archive%20She%20was%20one%20of,this%20part%20could%20literally%20mean%20life%20or%20death).

Thanks for the link! My local library has this on its Overdrive, and I’m enjoying it

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