# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/661 "2020-02-22T10:58:21Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from _The Jungle Book,_ after Bagheera eulogizes him ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/662 "2020-02-22T13:29:56Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/663 "2020-02-22T16:08:26Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/664 "2020-02-22T19:20:06Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > 1. Brittney Griner > > In one high school game, she slam dunked seven times. Very cool! She is 6’ 9” tall and wears a size 17 shoe. [Video links, Brittney Griner slam dunks](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=22152505) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2020, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/665 "2020-02-22T19:24:55Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/666 "2020-02-23T00:44:36Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/667 "2020-02-23T02:52:28Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “The Adventures of Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/668 "2020-02-23T07:18:55Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/669 "2020-02-23T18:02:17Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/670 "2020-02-24T12:52:12Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided 9. “I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.” - King Fergus, imitating his daughter Merida, from Brave ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/671 "2020-02-24T16:04:43Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided 9. “I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.” - King Fergus, imitating his daughter Merida, from Brave 10. “Why do I fix everything I touch?” - Fix-It Felix, from Wreck-It Ralph ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/672 "2020-02-24T18:06:18Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided 9. “I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.” - King Fergus, imitating his daughter Merida, from Brave 10. “Why do I fix everything I touch?” - Fix-It Felix, from Wreck-It Ralph 11. “SEIZE THE FAT ONE!” - Prince John, re: Lady Kluck, from Robin Hood ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/673 "2020-02-24T19:31:55Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided 9. “I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.” - King Fergus, imitating his daughter Merida, from Brave 10. “Why do I fix everything I touch?” - Fix-It Felix, from Wreck-It Ralph 11. “SEIZE THE FAT ONE!” - Prince John, re: Lady Kluck, from Robin Hood 12. “Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely. I do hope it’s serious. Something dreadful” - Madam Mim in “The Sword in the Stone” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/674 "2020-02-24T22:21:50Z")
Funny quotes from Disney Animated Films (provide context if necessary) 1. “Don’t stop, Baggy. There’s more, lots more!” --Baloo from The Jungle Book, after Bagheera eulogizes him 2. “You know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost’ means ‘Take me, I’m yours.’” - Meg, from Hercules 3. “So a couple of guys don’t rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kinda like that corn chip smell.” - Mushu, from Mulan 4. “What am I gonna do with [Scar]?” “He’d make a very handsome throw rug.” “Zazu!” “And just think: Whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him!” - Mufasa and Zazu, from The Lion King 5. “Ariel, I was flying. I was-- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch-- the witch was watchin’ the mirror, and she was singin’ with a stolen set of pipes! Do you hear what I’m tellin’ you?!” (Scuttle - “The Little Mermaid”) 6. “Oh, Friar Tuck. It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.” King Richard in “Robin Hood”, after the wedding of Richard’s cousin Marian to Robin Hood 7. “D?” “Damnation.” “E?” “_Eternal_ damnation.” --Judge Claude Frollo and Quasimodo, reciting the alphabet in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” 8. “We did it! Let’s show 'em, Dumbo! Power dive!” - Timothy Q. Mouse, when Dumbo realizes that he can fly unaided 9. “I don’t want to get married, I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.” - King Fergus, imitating his daughter Merida, from Brave 10. “Why do I fix everything I touch?” - Fix-It Felix, from Wreck-It Ralph 11. “SEIZE THE FAT ONE!” - Prince John, re: Lady Kluck, from Robin Hood 12. “Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely. I do hope it’s serious. Something dreadful” - Madam Mim in “The Sword in the Stone” 13. “Well I’ve seen a horse fly.” - Dumbo – When the crows talk about seeing an elephant fly. Next: People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2020, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/675 "2020-02-24T23:54:53Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez ---
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People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/677 "2020-02-25T01:09:34Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys She played Beethoven’s “Moonlight Sonata” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/678 "2020-02-25T05:04:43Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant His wife. Widow. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/679 "2020-02-25T08:40:29Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/680 "2020-02-25T08:44:17Z")
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