# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/681 "2020-02-25T09:30:39Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/682 "2020-02-25T12:40:46Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/683 "2020-02-25T13:07:22Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson 10. Diana Taurasi ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/684 "2020-02-25T15:30:48Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson 10. Diana Taurasi 11\_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager And just to add: Trump couldn’t get his ass in there. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/685 "2020-02-25T17:56:56Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson 10. Diana Taurasi 11\_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager 11. Jerry West Of course. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/686 "2020-02-25T18:52:28Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson 10. Diana Taurasi 11\_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager 11. Jerry West 12. Magic Johnson Next: Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/687 "2020-02-25T19:41:46Z")
People who attended today’s memorial service for Kobe Bryant 1. Michael Jordan 2. Jennifer Lopez 3. Shaquille O’Neal 4. Alicia Keys 5. Vanessa Laine Bryant 6. Christina Aguilera 7. Jimmy Kimmel 8. Beyoncé 9. Magic Johnson 10. Diana Taurasi 11\_ Rob Pelinka, the Lakers general manager 11. Jerry West 13)Geno Auriemma (replacing Magic Johnson, who’s already at #9) Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero Their pictures are on magnets on my refrigerator but they have not been in my kitchen in person ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/688 "2020-02-25T20:14:52Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle (thoush Aristotle did use my downstairs lavatory once) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/689 "2020-02-25T20:56:53Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John (Lincoln, King, and Kennedy, for those who don’t know the song.) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/690 "2020-02-25T22:07:36Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/691 "2020-02-25T23:11:10Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman Because I don’t let just any Tom, Dick, and Harry into my kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/692 "2020-02-25T23:14:50Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/693 "2020-02-25T23:20:09Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/694 "2020-02-26T00:40:53Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke 9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/695 "2020-02-26T00:47:11Z")
BTW, Kate Mulgrew was in my living and dining rooms. She may have passed through the kitchen if she used the downstairs lavatory. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/696 "2020-02-26T00:58:35Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arhur C. Clarke 9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon 707 10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/697 "2020-02-26T06:51:36Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke 9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon 10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg 11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis They’re in my kitchen only as fridge magnets ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/698 "2020-02-26T12:19:28Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke 9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon 10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg 11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis 12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/699 "2020-02-26T14:17:36Z")
Name three people who were never in your kitchen. 1. Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur 2. Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Archbishop Oscar Romero 3. Socrates, Plato and Aristotle 4. Abraham, Martin, and John 5. Michael Jordan, Jennifer Lopez, and Shaquille O’Neal 6. Tom Brady, Dick Van Dyke, and Harry S. Truman 7. Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Tim Powers 8. Isaac Asimov, Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke 9. Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, John Lennon 10. James Madison, Dolley Madison and Ruth Bader Ginsburg 11. Infanta Margarita Teresa of Spain, Frederick Douglass, Pope Francis 12. Constantine VII Porphyrogenitus, Jenny Lind, My mailman 13. Fred Flinstone, Wilma Flinstone and Pebbles Flinstone Machines that are hard to find nowadays 1. Manual typewriters ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/700 "2020-02-26T14:20:58Z")
Machines that are hard to find nowadays 1. Manual typewriters 2. Reel to reel tape recorders [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=36)