# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 412
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8224 "2022-01-11T14:48:41Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8225 "2022-01-11T15:12:08Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8226 "2022-01-11T15:26:34Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8227 "2022-01-11T16:36:44Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8228 "2022-01-11T16:37:53Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8229 "2022-01-11T16:47:11Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8230 "2022-01-11T16:51:25Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8231 "2022-01-11T18:49:44Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8232 "2022-01-11T18:57:09Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? 9. You can keep the duck. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8233 "2022-01-11T19:11:39Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? 9. You can keep the duck. 10. You pay him for the pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8234 "2022-01-11T20:10:54Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? 9. You can keep the duck. 10. You pay him for the pizza. 11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8235 "2022-01-11T20:41:46Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? 9. You can keep the duck. 10. You pay him for the pizza. 11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more! 12. You have a drink named Bob? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8236 "2022-01-12T14:22:59Z")
**Punchlines** 1. That was no lady; that was my wife! 2. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’! 3. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa 4. I said SOCKET not SPROCKET! 5. Yeah, but this one’s eating my popcorn. 6. Do you really think I asked the genie for a twelve-inch pianist? 7. I took the penguins to the zoo. Now I’m taking them to the beach. 8. Why the long face? 9. You can keep the duck. 10. You pay him for the pizza. 11. And at these prices, you won’t see many more! 12. You have a drink named Bob? 13. Oh, no, this is just ice cream. Hey, why not… **More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8237 "2022-01-12T14:26:44Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8238 "2022-01-12T14:37:50Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8239 "2022-01-12T14:43:12Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” 4. You ARE on the other side! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8240 "2022-01-12T14:44:51Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” 4. You ARE on the other side! 5. “It’s the chicken.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8241 "2022-01-12T14:48:01Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” 4. You ARE on the other side! 5. “It’s the chicken.” 6. “What’s that sound?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8242 "2022-01-12T16:41:07Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” 4. You ARE on the other side! 5. “It’s the chicken.” 6. “What’s that sound?” 7. “So what are you in here for?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8243 "2022-01-12T20:38:53Z")
**More punchlines** 1. “So he said, ‘Eh, fuck him. Give him a dollar.’” 2. Oh my God! A talking muffin! 3. “Mooooo!” 4. You ARE on the other side! 5. “It’s the chicken.” 6. “What’s that sound?” 7. “So what are you in here for?” 8. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=411) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=413)