# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8524 "2022-02-10T15:58:11Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8525 "2022-02-10T16:14:49Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8526 "2022-02-10T16:40:45Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8527 "2022-02-10T16:47:28Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8528 "2022-02-10T16:50:18Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8529 "2022-02-10T18:36:15Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8530 "2022-02-10T18:37:23Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8531 "2022-02-10T18:41:41Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8532 "2022-02-10T18:55:17Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney
9. Sliced bread

The greatest thing since… well, you know.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8533 "2022-02-10T22:08:49Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> The greatest thing since… well, you know.

Which, of course, causes one to wonder just what was the greatest thing _ **b̲e̲f̲o̲r̲e̲** _ sliced bread?

to continue…

**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney
9. Sliced bread
10. Toothpicks

People would carry their own, usually a simple sliver of wood, while the elite might ostentatiously display their wealth by having theirs made of materials as porcupine quills, ivory, amber, or jewel-embellished metals such as silver or gold.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8534 "2022-02-11T01:48:41Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney
9. Sliced bread
10. Toothpicks
11. Nylon stockings

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8535 "2022-02-11T04:31:05Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney
9. Sliced bread
10. Toothpicks
11. Nylon stockings
12. Silk stockings

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8536 "2022-02-11T17:22:43Z")

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**Considered luxuries in previous centuries**

1. Pepper
2. Oranges
3. Bathing
4. Chocolate
5. Drinkable water
6. drinking glasses
7. Indoor plumbing
8. Fireplace with a chimney
9. Sliced bread
10. Toothpicks
11. Nylon stockings
12. Silk stockings
13. Skilled dentistry

Next up:

**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8537 "2022-02-11T17:36:40Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8538 "2022-02-11T17:43:41Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8539 "2022-02-11T17:58:29Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long
4. Your election ballot has only one name on it

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8540 "2022-02-11T18:01:14Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long
4. Your election ballot has only one name on it
5. You’ve spent the last two years living in a ‘reeducation camp’ after criticizing Dear Leader

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8541 "2022-02-11T18:04:06Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long
4. Your election ballot has only one name on it
5. You’ve spent the last two years living in a ‘reeducation camp’ after criticizing Dear Leader
6. Only five TV channels, and four of them are static

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8542 "2022-02-11T18:06:06Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long
4. Your election ballot has only one name on it
5. You’ve spent the last two years living in a ‘reeducation camp’ after criticizing Dear Leader
6. Only five TV channels, and four of them are static
7. Your next door neighbors mysteriously and suddenly vanish after a midnight knock on the door

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2022, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8543 "2022-02-11T18:32:55Z")

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**Clues that you’re living in a police state**

1. Giant posters of the Dear Leader up everywhere
2. Dear Leader has been in power for forty years
3. You’ve been waiting for a new apartment for 'way too long
4. Your election ballot has only one name on it
5. You’ve spent the last two years living in a ‘reeducation camp’ after criticizing Dear Leader
6. Only five TV channels, and four of them are static
7. Your next door neighbors mysteriously and suddenly vanish after a midnight knock on the door
8. Your relatives are spying on you, recruited by the secret police

I still remember hearing after the fall of the Berlin Wall that loads of Staasi files documenting this were found

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