# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 429
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8564 "2022-02-13T06:50:05Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2022, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8565 "2022-02-13T10:23:51Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex Come to think of it, I’d rather do that than a LOT of other things, not just the Super Bowl!! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8566 "2022-02-14T02:43:57Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive I just did. There’s nobody on the road! I don’t remember the last time I was out for a drive with so little traffic. I had to take my sister to the train station, a drive that usually takes 10 minutes, and was afraid that I hadn’t allowed enough time, but with no traffic at all it took just 6 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8567 "2022-02-14T09:13:26Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8568 "2022-02-14T14:37:03Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing Except I did watch the Super Bowl… ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8569 "2022-02-14T19:05:47Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8570 "2022-02-14T19:08:16Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle 9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8571 "2022-02-14T20:27:27Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle 9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly 10. Clean the toilets ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2022, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8572 "2022-02-14T20:45:56Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle 9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly 10. Clean the toilets 11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8573 "2022-02-15T14:31:56Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle 9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly 10. Clean the toilets 11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” 12. Carry out groundbreaking research that leads to a universal cure for cancer ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8574 "2022-02-15T14:36:19Z")
**Things you’d rather do than watch the Super Bowl** 1. Clip my toenails 2. Shop at the supermarket 3. Almost anything else 4. Spend some quality time with an attractive member of the opposite sex 5. Go for a drive 6. Play with my cat 7. Axe throwing 8. Put together a jigsaw puzzle 9. Play a quick game of Uncle Wiggly 10. Clean the toilets 11. Stand before a mirror with a sword in hand repeatedly reciting the words “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.” 12. Carry out groundbreaking research that leads to a universal cure for cancer 13. Lead a book club discussion about the many parallels between the _Bhagavad Gita_ and _Anne of Green Gables_ **Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8575 "2022-02-15T14:37:50Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8576 "2022-02-15T14:39:45Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8577 "2022-02-15T14:44:09Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8578 "2022-02-15T14:45:12Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen 5. Your own blood ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8579 "2022-02-15T14:45:58Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen 5. Your own blood 6. Spray paint 100,000 railroad cars can’t be wrong ---
**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8580 "2022-02-15T15:07:56Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen 5. Your own blood 6. Spray paint 7. Crayola crayon ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8581 "2022-02-15T16:10:29Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen 5. Your own blood 6. Spray paint 7. Crayola crayon 8. #2 pencil ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8582 "2022-02-15T17:00:40Z")
**Things to write with** 1. Ball point pen 2. Quill pen 3. Chisel and stone 4. Fountain pen 5. Your own blood 6. Spray paint 7. Crayola crayon 8. #2 pencil 9. Nib pen AKA dip pen, used for calligraphy or artwork ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8583 "2022-02-15T17:04:52Z")
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