# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 450
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8984 "2022-04-05T05:19:30Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8985 "2022-04-05T08:58:36Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8986 "2022-04-05T10:38:06Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8987 "2022-04-05T12:55:25Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson 9. Gerald Ford ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8988 "2022-04-05T13:07:53Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson 9. Gerald Ford 10. George Bush ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8989 "2022-04-05T13:32:14Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson 9. Gerald Ford 10. George Bush 11. Andrew Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8990 "2022-04-05T13:43:34Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson 9. Gerald Ford 10. George Bush 11. Andrew Johnson 12. Martin Van Buren ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8991 "2022-04-05T15:08:06Z")
**US Vice-Presidents that later became President** 1. Joe Biden 2. Theodore Roosevelt 3. Richard Nixon 4. John Tyler 5. John Adams 6. Lyndon Johnson 7. Harry Truman 8. Thomas Jefferson 9. Gerald Ford 10. George Bush 11. Andrew Johnson 12. Martin Van Buren 13. Calvin Coolidge Pass ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8992 "2022-04-05T15:27:27Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8993 "2022-04-05T15:47:29Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8994 "2022-04-05T15:56:15Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8995 "2022-04-05T16:35:52Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8996 "2022-04-05T16:48:25Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8997 "2022-04-05T18:47:05Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8998 "2022-04-05T20:55:13Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/8999 "2022-04-06T02:10:35Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. 8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/9000 "2022-04-06T02:29:49Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. 8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one. 9. Sorry about that, sir. I assume that you wanted a few more than just one? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/9001 "2022-04-06T05:21:41Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. 8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one. 9. Sorry about that, sir. I assume that you wanted a few more than just one? 10. Better than having soup in your fly. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/9002 "2022-04-06T08:00:18Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. 8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one. 9. Sorry about that, sir. I assume that you wanted a few more than just one? 10. Better than having soup in your fly. 11. I’m sorry, sir. I misunderstood when you said you wanted a soup with some body to it. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/9003 "2022-04-06T11:15:52Z")
**Comeback lines to "Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup."** 1. Well, don’t yell. Everybody will want one. 2. Don’t worry, there’ll be no extra charge for that. 3. Oh, he won’t eat much. 4. And it looks like he’s doing a good back stroke too. 5. That must mean we’ve eliminated the cockroaches. 6. Most people would be happy to have the free protein, sir. 7. I’d keep it zipped if I were you, sir. 8. Only one? I wonder what happened to the other one. 9. Sorry about that, sir. I assume that you wanted a few more than just one? 10. Better than having soup in your fly. 11. I’m sorry, sir. I misunderstood when you said you wanted a soup with some body to it. 12. Don’t worry, the spider in the dinner roll will get him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=449) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=451)