# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 70

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1381 "2020-03-28T15:46:53Z")

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Impressive or beautiful houses of worship (with pic)

1. Washington National Cathedral ([https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped)…\_5678-5694.jpg)
2. Blue Mosque [Istanbul and the Beauty of the Blue Mosque](https://thetravelbunny.com/istanbul-blue-mosque/)
3. Ad Dier [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...r%2C\_Petra.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...r%2C_Petra.jpg)
4. Sagrada Familia [https://www.barcelonayellow.com/imag...cade\_front.jpg](https://www.barcelonayellow.com/imag...cade_front.jpg)
5. Salt Lake Temple [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ept\_2004-2.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ept_2004-2.jpg)
6. Kiyomizu-dera Temple, Kyoto [https://places.branipick.com/kiyomiz...oto-1600x1000/](https://places.branipick.com/kiyomiz...oto-1600x1000/)
7. The Dome of the Rock ([https://religioustravelplanningguide](https://religioustravelplanningguide)…ar-300x225.jpg)
8. Notre Dame de Paris ([http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1HajAIODmI...tre-Dame-4.jpg](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1HajAIODmI...tre-Dame-4.jpg))
9. SkyRose Chapel, Whittier, Cal. ([https://www.reddit.com/r/architectur...er\_california/](https://www.reddit.com/r/architectur...er_california/))
10. Church of Santa Prisca, Taxco, Mexico [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baroqu...nta\_prisca.JPG](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baroqu...nta_prisca.JPG)
11. Wooden stave church, Borgund, Norway, 1200 AD [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Borgund\_Stave\_Church\_in\_Lærdalen%2C\_2013\_June.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Borgund_Stave_Church_in_L%C3%A6rdalen%2C_2013_June.jpg)
12. St. Luke Lutheran Church, Sunnyvale CA [Stained Glass Window at Night, Sunnyvale CA, St Luke Lutheran Church - Album on Imgur](https://imgur.com/gallery/bgr68K8)
13. U.S. Air Force Academy Chapel, Colorado Springs, Co. ([https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air\_Force\_Academy\_Chapel%2C\_Colorado\_Springs%2C\_CO\_04090u\_original.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air_Force_Academy_Chapel%2C_Colorado_Springs%2C_CO_04090u_original.jpg))

My category again, so I pass.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1382 "2020-03-28T17:39:20Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> 1. U.S. Air Force Academy Chapel, Colorado Springs, Co. ([https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air\_Force\_Academy\_Chapel%2C\_Colorado\_Springs%2C\_CO\_04090u\_original.jpg](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Air_Force_Academy_Chapel%2C_Colorado_Springs%2C_CO_04090u_original.jpg))
> 
> My category again, so I pass.

Hmm, impressive, yes, but beautiful? I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

New!  
Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1383 "2020-03-28T18:44:47Z")

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New!  
Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1384 "2020-03-28T21:50:41Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1385 "2020-03-28T21:55:45Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1386 "2020-03-28T22:51:02Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1387 "2020-03-28T22:52:20Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1388 "2020-03-28T23:58:21Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1389 "2020-03-29T01:26:33Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1390 "2020-03-29T02:01:58Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1391 "2020-03-29T02:58:46Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1392 "2020-03-29T03:21:57Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1393 "2020-03-29T03:24:10Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.
12. That’s a horse of a different garage.

For some reason, the garage version is one of my mother’s favorite sayings.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1394 "2020-03-29T05:33:55Z")

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Change a word or 2 in a quote or common saying:

1. Beauty is in the eye of the holding pattern
2. He who hesitates is toast.
3. A stitch in time saves a pound.
4. A fool and his money are soon mugged.
5. Mama always said life was like a box of Kleenex.
6. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a ham.
7. As you wash.
8. Don’t count your snakes before they hatch
9. Don’t burn your britches behind you.
10. If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain; If you’re not into yoga, if you have some Romaine
11. Mary had a little mutton.
12. That’s a horse of a different garage.
13. I’ve been to the desert on a horse with no game.  
Pass.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1395 "2020-03-29T05:58:33Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.  
Attributed to Rev. Spooner himself

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**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1396 "2020-03-29T06:57:54Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.

–George Carlin

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1397 "2020-03-29T08:00:28Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean

Attributed to Spooner (speaking of Queen Victoria) but not substantiated

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1398 "2020-03-29T14:49:53Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?

–a little thing, but my own.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1399 "2020-03-29T15:25:52Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?
5. The Lord is a shoving leopard.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2020, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1400 "2020-03-29T15:28:24Z")

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Spoonerisms

1. You’ve tasted the entire worm.
2. Don’t pet the sweaty things.
3. Our queer old dean
4. Isn’t he a shining wit?
5. The Lord is a shoving leopard.  
6, A bottle in front of me

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