# Baker's Dozen II (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [January 25, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938 "2020-01-25T03:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 92
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1821 "2020-04-21T19:52:52Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress Had a squad of highly-trained stoats who aided her on her ninja missions ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1822 "2020-04-22T12:00:26Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1823 "2020-04-22T16:26:08Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1824 "2020-04-22T17:04:26Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1825 "2020-04-22T17:15:10Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin 9. The Perpetual Herkimer ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1826 "2020-04-22T19:21:27Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin 9. The Perpetual Herkimer 10. Harald Blackmask, the Varangian avenger ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1827 "2020-04-22T20:14:45Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin 9. The Perpetual Herkimer 10. Harald Blackmask, the Varangian avenger 11. The Ninja Not Appearing in This Thread ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1828 "2020-04-23T03:37:51Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin 9. The Perpetual Herkimer 10. Harald Blackmask, the Varangian avenger 11. The Ninja Not Appearing in This Thread 12. Spartako the Serpent Master ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1829 "2020-04-23T04:27:49Z")
14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas 1. Dr. Miguelito Sayyan O’Toole, the Blackest Death 2. Qadim Qadhakrishnan, the Qobra of Qalikata 3. Deadly Fred 4. Fiendish fake-friendly Frieda 5. The Stoatmistress 6. Pembrook Welmont-Cholmunday, the King of the Silent Snick 7. Joseph Pujol, the silent but deadly ninja 8. Claude deFace Kotaro, The Faceless Assassin 9. The Perpetual Herkimer 10. Harald Blackmask, the Varangian avenger 11. The Ninja Not Appearing in This Thread 12. Spartako the Serpent Master 13. The Badly-Spelled Ninja Formerly Known as Pricne Next category: Notable events of 15th Century Lower Baldavia 1. Plague which killed every third person named Emil ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1830 "2020-04-23T04:42:08Z")
Can we avoid categories with made-up answers? ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1831 "2020-04-23T05:03:55Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Can we avoid categories with made-up answers? Agree. ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1832 "2020-04-23T05:40:00Z")
Also agree, I don’t mind one occasionally, but not 2 in a row ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1833 "2020-04-23T05:45:40Z")
I’m in agreement also. Honestly, these last two have made me feel like I’ve missed some part of pop culture. Apparently, I haven’t; it’s all to be made-up. Might I suggest that if answers are to be made up and fictional, then the starter makes that clear? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1834 "2020-04-23T05:54:34Z")
Was I the only person who actually googled “14th Century Lower Baldavian Ninjas”? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1835 "2020-04-23T05:59:53Z")
No, I did too; and was completely flummoxed by what Google returned. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1836 "2020-04-23T12:16:41Z")
Posters for posts #1843-1848, I agree completely with all y’all. What do we do here? ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1837 "2020-04-23T16:03:16Z")
Maybe someone needs to start a Faker’s Dozen game. ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1838 "2020-04-23T16:32:31Z")
I assumed it was some sort of **Dr. Who** thing, never having seen the show and just assuming it was full of weirdness. I’m glad I didn’t bother with googling or anything. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1839 "2020-04-23T16:44:15Z")
Nah, I was just fooling around. I’d done something similar before a couple of years ago and that one seemed to go over well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938/1840 "2020-04-23T17:04:30Z")
Right, then. Words the English language needs 1. A gender-neutral pronoun other than “they” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=91) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen-ii-part-1/846938.md?page=93)