# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1002
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20023 "2013-09-27T20:45:06Z")
If you won the lottery, how would you leave your job? 1. I would see how long I could not go in to work and still keep receiving my pay cheques. 2. I like my co-workers and bosses, so I’d give 2 weeks notice and have a big farewell party on the last day. 3. I’d call in and say goodbye over the phone. But then, I’m a Temp. 4. I’d guess I’d have to come out of retirement and go back to work. 5. (Assuming I’d want to close my business down) I would wind it down by completing all contracted assignments and pay my soon-to-be-fired employees a bonus of 2yrs worth of salary, plus my paying of any COBRA benefits for 24 months. 6. I wouldn’t leave at all, but I’d travel more, give big bucks to charity, and maybe eventually run for office. 7. I’m self-employed as a part-time author, which I wouldn’t change, but I would hire more help for the regular housework. 8. Standard two weeks notice, and I’d make sure I handed over open work and files accordingly. 9. I teach at a school so I’ll finish up my year and resign. 10. I used to joke about going in for one last day, my F-You day. “How are you today?” “F-You!” “Would you like a coffee?” “F-You!” “Congratulations, we’ll miss you!” F-You!" 11. I’d tell them I’m telecommuting but then I’d just log on and nap and wait until they figured it out. 12. I’d go in and tell almost everyone “I won the lottery and you didn’t. Don’t ever contact me again.” 13. I’d give _three_ weeks notice and then quit. (Just to differentiate me from #2) Next up: Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20024 "2013-09-27T21:31:50Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20025 "2013-09-27T21:38:29Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20026 "2013-09-27T21:46:04Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20027 "2013-09-27T22:55:43Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20028 "2013-09-28T00:17:31Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20029 "2013-09-28T00:50:33Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20030 "2013-09-28T03:07:05Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20031 "2013-09-28T04:35:13Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) 9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20032 "2013-09-28T06:12:12Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) 9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links 10. Star Trek movies It’ll be some time in 2016 for that 13th entry. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20033 "2013-09-28T17:18:26Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) 9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links 10. Star Trek movies 11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20034 "2013-09-28T17:28:04Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) 9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links 10. Star Trek movies 11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs 12. Lindsay Lohan’s moments of dignity ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20035 "2013-09-28T18:07:51Z")
Baker’s Dozen topics that will take a long time to fill up. 1. Your favorite bit of obscure baseball trivia involving a game you attended in person. 2. Israeli Ice Hockey Players 3. SDMB threads with 20,000+ posts (this thread fits!!!) 4. Funniest algebraic expressions 5. Common-sense designer fashions on the catwalk 6. Your favorite Nazis and the reasons why 7. Palindromic prime numbers of more than 10 digits 8. Your earliest kinky sexual experience (actual names and pics mandatory) 9. Funniest Henry Kissinger Videos with links 10. Star Trek movies 11. Your Favorite Billy Ray Cyrus songs 12. Lindsay Lohan’s moments of dignity 13. Well-written, well-acted, brilliantly directed SyFy network monster movies. New Topic: Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 14. **A Crockwork Lemon** (A Clockwork Orange) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20036 "2013-09-28T18:29:40Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. **A Crockwork Lemon** (A Clockwork Orange) 2. \*\*Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? \*\*(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20037 "2013-09-28T20:54:48Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. **A Crockwork Lemon** (A Clockwork Orange) 2. \*\*Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? \*\*(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. **A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now** (Apocalypse Now) ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20038 "2013-09-28T21:04:12Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. **A Crockwork Lemon** (A Clockwork Orange) 2. \*\*Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? \*\*(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. **A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now** (Apocalypse Now) 4. **The Oddfather** (The Godfather) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20039 "2013-09-28T21:04:25Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. **A Crockwork Lemon** (A Clockwork Orange) 2. \*\*Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? \*\*(Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. **A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now** (Apocalypse Now) 4. **East Side Story** (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20040 "2013-09-28T21:48:39Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20041 "2013-09-29T02:12:35Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20042 "2013-09-29T08:02:19Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1001) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1003)