# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1003
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20043 "2013-09-29T15:15:27Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) 9. Groundhog Deja Vu (Groundhog Day) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20044 "2013-09-29T15:51:05Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?) 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) 9. Groundhog Deja Vu (Groundhog Day) 10. Superduperman (Superman: The Movie) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20045 "2013-09-29T16:26:09Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?) 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) 9. Groundhog Deja Vu (Groundhog Day) 10. Superduperman (Superman: The Movie) 11. Top Gunk (Top Gun) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20046 "2013-09-29T17:58:15Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?) 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) 9. Groundhog Deja Vu (Groundhog Day) 10. Superduperman (Superman: The Movie) 11. Top Gunk (Top Gun) 12. Cease (Grease) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20047 "2013-09-29T18:41:06Z")
Mad Magazine Movie Parody Titles 1. A Crockwork Lemon (A Clockwork Orange) 2. Guess Who’s Throwing Up Dinner? (Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?) 3. A Crock A’ [Censored word that rhymes with “mitt”] Now (Apocalypse Now) 4. The Oddfather (The Godfather) 5. East Side Story (West Side Story, set at the United Nations) 6. A Fistful of Lasagna (A Fistful of Dollars) 7. Star Bores (Star Wars) 8. I’m Enterin’ Pie (American Pie) 9. Groundhog Deja Vu (Groundhog Day) 10. Superduperman (Superman: The Movie) 11. Top Gunk (Top Gun) 12. Cease (Grease) 13. Ping Pong (King Kong) New category \*\* Black and white animals\*\* 14. Zebra ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20048 "2013-09-29T18:45:40Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20049 "2013-09-29T19:18:08Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20050 "2013-09-29T19:29:11Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20051 "2013-09-29T19:35:42Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20052 "2013-09-29T19:39:44Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. White tiger ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20053 "2013-09-29T19:40:20Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. White tiger 7. Dalmatian ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20054 "2013-09-29T19:41:43Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. Spotted drum (fish) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20055 "2013-09-29T19:41:52Z")
Black and white animals (posts got a bit crossed, I tried to fix 'em) 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. White tiger 8. Spotted drum (fish) 9. Skunk ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20056 "2013-09-29T21:21:22Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. White tiger 8. Spotted drum (fish) 9. Skunk 10. Cows ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20057 "2013-09-29T21:33:51Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. White tiger 8. Spotted drum (fish) 9. Skunk 10. Cows 11. Orca ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20058 "2013-09-29T21:47:18Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. White tiger 8. Spotted drum (fish) 9. Skunk 10. Cows 11. Orca 12. California king snake [File:California kingsnake head looking down.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:King1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20059 "2013-09-29T23:22:12Z")
Black and white animals 1. Zebra 2. Panda 3. Penguin 4. White Witch Moth 5. Tuxedo cat 6. Dalmatian 7. White tiger 8. Spotted drum (fish) 9. Skunk 10. Cows 11. Orca 12. California king snake [File:California kingsnake head looking down.jpg - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:King1.jpg) 13. Zebra swallowtail butterfly New! 13 fractured definitions 14. Shampoo: an imposter bear ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20060 "2013-09-29T23:47:47Z")
13 fractured definitions 1. Shampoo: an imposter bear 2. Cockapoo: What Baretta’s bird leaves on the bottom of its cage ---
**Author:** ![Gladys\_Overnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gladys\_Overnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gladys_Overnow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20061 "2013-09-29T23:52:19Z")
13 fractured definitions 1. Shampoo: an imposter bear 2. Cockapoo: What Baretta’s bird leaves on the bottom of its cage 3. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20062 "2013-09-30T00:16:20Z")
13 fractured definitions 1. Shampoo: an imposter bear 2. Cockapoo: What Baretta’s bird leaves on the bottom of its cage 3. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness 4. Incendiary: A place where incense is burned. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1002) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1004)