# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1031
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20604 "2013-10-28T19:24:25Z")
Famous Tim’s 1. Tim Tebow 2. Tiny Tim 3. Tim Curry 4. Tim Burton 5. Tim Allen 6. Tim the Enchanter 7. Tim Conway 8. Tim Gunn 9. Tim Horton 10. Tim Duncan 11. Tim Geithner ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20605 "2013-10-28T19:57:33Z")
Famous Tim’s 1. Tim Tebow 2. Tiny Tim 3. Tim Curry 4. Tim Burton 5. Tim Allen 6. Tim the Enchanter 7. Tim Conway 8. Tim Gunn 9. Tim Horton 10. Tim Duncan 11. Tim Geithner 12. [Tim McGee](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/Timmcgee.jpg/220px-Timmcgee.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20606 "2013-10-28T20:17:09Z")
Famous Tim’s 1. Tim Tebow 2. Tiny Tim 3. Tim Curry 4. Tim Burton 5. Tim Allen 6. Tim the Enchanter 7. Tim Conway 8. Tim Gunn 9. Tim Horton 10. Tim Duncan 11. Tim Geithner 12. Tim McGee 13. Tim Robbins Next category: Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20607 "2013-10-28T20:19:51Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. _Nothing_. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20608 "2013-10-28T20:24:49Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. _Nothing_. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20609 "2013-10-28T20:29:50Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20610 "2013-10-28T21:25:37Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20611 "2013-10-28T21:28:50Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20612 "2013-10-28T21:51:05Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20613 "2013-10-28T23:00:45Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20614 "2013-10-29T00:50:28Z")
1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names 9. Zombies are by now wayyyy past their sell-by date… ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20615 "2013-10-29T02:29:22Z")
1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. Nothing. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names 9. Zombies are by now wayyyy past their sell-by date… 10. _Her voice was soft and cool,Her eyes were clear and bright, But **she’s not there** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20616 "2013-10-29T04:11:31Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. _Nothing_. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names 9. Zombies are by now wayyyy past their sell-by date… 10. _Her voice was soft and cool,Her eyes were clear and bright, But **she’s not there** _ 11. Refuse to be part of anti-Zombie American bigotry or ridicule ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20617 "2013-10-29T04:22:25Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. _Nothing_. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names 9. Zombies are by now wayyyy past their sell-by date… 10. _Her voice was soft and cool,Her eyes were clear and bright, But **she’s not there** _ 11. Refuse to be part of anti-Zombie American bigotry or ridicule 12. Waiting for a more appropriate zombie-themed holiday, like Easter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20618 "2013-10-29T14:44:15Z")
Why you won’t have a zombiefied username 1. Just too damn classy to stoop to that 2. Nothing scary about a first name, last initial combo like “JohnT”. _Nothing_. 3. Zombies killed my pa, which turned him into a zombie, which meant my mother had to shoot him in the head with a shotgun to stop him from attacking the rest of us. At least that’s what my mother said when I found her standing over my daddy with a shotgun. So it’s too personal. 4. Because they told us there are no zombies; no zombies, no zombie names. It’s that simple. 5. Because it took all of my zombie-related creativity to come up with “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Braaains-deer” in a previous Baker’s Dozen. 6. I kind of already do. Info=knowledge, and knowledge=braaaainnnns! Therefore, my username already eats brains. 7. All Charter Members are created equal, but APPARENTLY some are more equal than others. 8. I come from a Klingon Only Household when it comes to fantasy-sci-fi names 9. Zombies are by now wayyyy past their sell-by date… 10. _Her voice was soft and cool,Her eyes were clear and bright, But **she’s not there** _ 11. Refuse to be part of anti-Zombie American bigotry or ridicule 12. Waiting for a more appropriate zombie-themed holiday, like Easter. 13. Does nothing to aid me in my quest to take over and rule Blawnox, Pa. Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20619 "2013-10-29T14:47:35Z")
New! Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20620 "2013-10-29T14:48:21Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20621 "2013-10-29T14:55:26Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20622 "2013-10-29T14:59:25Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20623 "2013-10-29T15:00:37Z")
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