# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1032
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20624 "2013-10-29T15:07:22Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam… wonderful Spam! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20625 "2013-10-29T15:13:22Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20626 "2013-10-29T15:45:35Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20627 "2013-10-29T15:49:31Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! 9. Pickle loaf ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20628 "2013-10-29T16:11:49Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! 9. Pickle loaf 10. Corned beef Yuk. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20629 "2013-10-29T17:12:17Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! 9. Pickle loaf 10. Corned beef 11. Liver sausage ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20630 "2013-10-29T17:14:32Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! 9. Pickle loaf 10. Corned beef 11. Liver sausage 12. Pepperoni ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20631 "2013-10-29T17:19:04Z")
Lunch meats 1. Honey Ham 2. Sliced turkey 3. Genoa Salami 4. Baloney 5. Pastrami 6. Spam 7. Roast beef 8. Braiiiinsss! 9. Pickle loaf 10. Corned beef 11. Liver sausage 12. Pepperoni 13. Sliced chicken. New category: Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20632 "2013-10-29T17:20:22Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20633 "2013-10-29T17:58:37Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20634 "2013-10-29T18:01:19Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20635 "2013-10-29T18:14:16Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20636 "2013-10-29T18:17:14Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20637 "2013-10-29T18:26:54Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain Light lunch for me, guys, I’m watching my cholesterol. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20638 "2013-10-29T18:39:54Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! Vegan. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20639 "2013-10-29T18:46:11Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! 9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan! At least I’m regular. ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20640 "2013-10-29T18:49:05Z")
1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! 9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns! So I’m a picky eater… ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20641 "2013-10-29T19:41:38Z")
1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! 9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns! 11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins (Zombie with a speech impediment) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20642 "2013-10-29T20:02:23Z")
1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! 9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns! 11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins 12. Brrrrrr-ainnnns (Zombie at the North Pole) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/20643 "2013-10-29T20:36:28Z")
Brains 1. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 2. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 3. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 4. Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 5. :: burp :: 6. Traaaaaai … oh wait, sorry … Braaaaaainnnnnsss! 7. brain 8. Grraaaiiiiinnnnsssss! 9. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaan! 10. Briiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnns! 11. B… bbr…brr…br…bra…braaai- braaaiiins 12. Brrrrrr-ainnnns (Zombie at the North Pole) 13. Twaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnns! Overheard at a Samuel Clemens impersonators’ convention. Next category: Nonexistent horror movies you’d like to see 1. Fevre Dream Based on the George R.R. Martin vampire novel: [Fevre Dream - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fevre_Dream) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1031) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1033)