# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1062
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21224 "2013-12-01T01:14:30Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. [Turkey pizza](http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/thanksgiving-leftover-pizza-turkey-gravy-cranberries-pizza-dough/story?id=12237297) It’s the gravy, sweet potatoes, mushrooms, and cranberry sauce that really makes it horrible. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21225 "2013-12-01T01:14:49Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21226 "2013-12-01T01:41:57Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet Similar to #1, and yet so very different. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21227 "2013-12-01T02:29:04Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21228 "2013-12-01T02:46:40Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge 9. cranberry omelet ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21229 "2013-12-01T02:48:55Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge 9. cranberry omelet 10. Stuffing pie ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21230 "2013-12-01T03:18:58Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge 9. cranberry omelet 10. Stuffing pie 11. Turkey flambé ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21231 "2013-12-01T13:20:21Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge 9. cranberry omelet 10. Stuffing pie 11. Turkey flambé 12. Turkey Jell-o ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21232 "2013-12-01T14:14:21Z")
Leftover turkey dishes you hope never to have served to you 1. Turkey ice cream 2. a dip made from stuffing and olives 3. Turkey-and-pumpkin pie 4. Turkey smoothie 5. Turkey pizza 6. Cranberry turnip souffle 7. Turkey sorbet 8. Turkey fudge 9. cranberry omelet 10. Stuffing pie 11. Turkey flambé 12. Turkey Jell-o 13. Turkey paté 13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21233 "2013-12-01T21:12:26Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21234 "2013-12-02T21:02:27Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21235 "2013-12-02T21:06:46Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” Other than that, I ain’t going. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21236 "2013-12-02T21:30:45Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” (Yeah, I don’t do Black Friday. Can you tell? :D) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21237 "2013-12-03T05:17:00Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21238 "2013-12-03T13:24:58Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21239 "2013-12-03T15:59:10Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" 8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!") ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21240 "2013-12-03T16:15:40Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" 8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!") 9. “No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.” ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21241 "2013-12-03T18:38:44Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" 8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!") 9. “No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.” 10. Free Beer! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21242 "2013-12-03T22:19:12Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" 8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!") 9. “No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.” 10. Free Beer! 11. Two extra days of Thanksgiving vacation. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21243 "2013-12-04T00:03:14Z")
13 Black Friday Deals Good Enough to Entice You to Go Shopping 1. Canon EOS-1D X SLR Camera for $500 (normally over $6,000) 2. Gulfstream G550 for $27.48 (normally $53m+) 3. An extra 10% off at my favorite bookstore. (Okay, not thrilling, but I want to move this category along, and the offer did work.) 4. “I’ll blow you if you come shopping with me.” 5. “No lines, no crowds, ample parking, everything 50% off. Guaranteed!” 6. “Here’s a squad of Marines to escort you into the mall, then up to the front of every line, and finally back out of the mall. Put your shoes on, would ya?” 7. " ‘Asian’ massages by buxom Swedish models, only $9.99!" 8. Brooklyn Bridge, $2000 ("…but you look like a nice guy, so I’ll sell it to you for, uh, $1500! Quick, before I change my mind!") 9. “No, sir, you don’t want THAT Tardis, take this one. The chameleon circuits’ a bit wonky, but it’s free for the taking.” 10. Free Beer! 11. Two extra days of Thanksgiving vacation. 12. “We’ll even provide a limo, personal shopper, and someone to carry all the packages” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1061) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1063)