# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1069
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21364 "2013-12-09T02:02:37Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21365 "2013-12-09T02:07:10Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21366 "2013-12-09T02:10:28Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21367 "2013-12-09T02:12:44Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21368 "2013-12-09T03:42:50Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21369 "2013-12-09T04:15:00Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21370 "2013-12-09T05:44:00Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21371 "2013-12-09T05:49:17Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden 9. Condoms ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21372 "2013-12-09T13:12:16Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden 9. Condoms 10. bloodstains ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21373 "2013-12-09T15:07:50Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden 9. Condoms 10. bloodstains 11. Christmas greetings from your local [Jehovah’s witness](http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/bible-about-christmas/) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21374 "2013-12-09T15:18:34Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden 9. Condoms 10. bloodstains 11. Christmas greetings from your local Jehovah’s witness 12. Grease stains ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21375 "2013-12-09T15:24:19Z")
Things that shouldn’t appear on holiday cards 1. nipples 2. penises 3. turkeys 4. dead bodies 5. zombies 6. “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” 7. Grandma getting run over by a reindeer 8. Osama bin Laden 9. Condoms 10. bloodstains 11. Christmas greetings from your local Jehovah’s witness 12. Grease stains 13. Anthrax It’s Anna’s Day, marked as the day to start the preparation process of the lutefisk to be consumed on Christmas Eve, as well as a Swedish name day, celebrating all people named Anna in Sweden and Finland. New! 13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova prima ballerina ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21376 "2013-12-09T15:34:56Z")
New! 13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. [Anna the Prophetess](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_the_Prophetess) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21377 "2013-12-09T15:39:07Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova Curvy Russian tennis star. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21378 "2013-12-09T16:05:30Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens Immortalized in “Anna and the King of Siam”, “The King and I”, and “Anna and The King” ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21379 "2013-12-09T16:10:08Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens 5. Anna Karenina ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21380 "2013-12-09T16:51:49Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens 5. Anna Karenina 6. Annabel Lee (Poem by Edgar Allan Poe) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21381 "2013-12-09T17:01:53Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens 5. Anna Karenina 6. Annabel Lee (Poem by Edgar Allan Poe) 7. Anna Paquin ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21382 "2013-12-09T17:22:38Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens 5. Anna Karenina 6. Annabel Lee (Poem by Edgar Allan Poe) 7. Anna Paquin 8. Roseanne Rose **anna** Danna ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21383 "2013-12-09T17:27:20Z")
13 famous people (real or fictional) named Anna. 1. Anna Pavlova 2. Anna the Prophetess 3. Anna Kournikova 4. Anna Leonowens 5. Anna Karenina 6. Annabel Lee (Poem by Edgar Allan Poe) 7. Anna Paquin 8. Roseanne Roseanna Danna 9. Anna Livia Plurabelle The Mother of All Mothers, from _Finnegans Wake_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1068) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1070)