# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1075
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Spoken words you recall from live albums. 1. I was reading in Rolling Stone the other day where they said Detroit audiences are the greatest rock and roll audiences in the world. I said to myself “Shit I’ve known that for 10 years!” Bob Seger - Live Bullet 2. “Does anybody remember LAUGHTER???” - Robert Plant, in the middle of “Stairway to Heaven” on Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same live album 3. “I’d like to do a song I never played in public before, a brand new song, sort of a tribute to the friends of mine, that come out here on the road, and to you too.” – Jackson Browne, The Load Out / Stay, on the Running on Empty album (live cut from an otherwise studio album) 4. “This song doesn’t go something like this, it goes EXACTLY like this” - Steven Wright, “I Still Have A Pony” 5. “Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can’t communicate, children who can’t communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can’t communicate. I feel that if a person can’t communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.” Tom Lehrer, after “Alma” on That Was The Year That Was. 6. “You may wonder why we’re sitting down. It’s just to prove that we still can after 20 years in this business” - Devo, some live album. 7. “Mm hmm? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, that’s good, that’s good, don’t strain yourselves.” - Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull’s Bursting Out live album; he was teasing the audience for its tepid, half-hearted applause after he introduced the song “One Brown Mouse.” 8. Phil Rizzuto: “Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker,going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there’s the wind-up and, there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! … The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, here’s the throw, there’s the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”—Bat Out Of Hell, Paradise by the Dashboard Light 9. “What? What’s that?.. You can’t hear back there? … See? You shoulda bought the $5.50 tickets down in front!” Three Dog Night, _Captured Live at the Forum_ ---
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Spoken words you recall from live albums. 1. I was reading in Rolling Stone the other day where they said Detroit audiences are the greatest rock and roll audiences in the world. I said to myself “Shit I’ve known that for 10 years!” Bob Seger - Live Bullet 2. “Does anybody remember LAUGHTER???” - Robert Plant, in the middle of “Stairway to Heaven” on Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same live album 3. “I’d like to do a song I never played in public before, a brand new song, sort of a tribute to the friends of mine, that come out here on the road, and to you too.” – Jackson Browne, The Load Out / Stay, on the Running on Empty album (live cut from an otherwise studio album) 4. “This song doesn’t go something like this, it goes EXACTLY like this” - Steven Wright, “I Still Have A Pony” 5. “Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can’t communicate, children who can’t communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can’t communicate. I feel that if a person can’t communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.” Tom Lehrer, after “Alma” on That Was The Year That Was. 6. “You may wonder why we’re sitting down. It’s just to prove that we still can after 20 years in this business” - Devo, some live album. 7. “Mm hmm? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, that’s good, that’s good, don’t strain yourselves.” - Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull’s Bursting Out live album; he was teasing the audience for its tepid, half-hearted applause after he introduced the song “One Brown Mouse.” 8. Phil Rizzuto: “Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker,going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there’s the wind-up and, there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! … The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, here’s the throw, there’s the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”—Bat Out Of Hell, Paradise by the Dashboard Light 9. “What? What’s that?.. You can’t hear back there? … See? You shoulda bought the $5.50 tickets down in front!” Three Dog Night, _Captured Live at the Forum_ 10. “Even the guys selling loose joints tonight are donating half of their profits.” Simon and Garfunkel, Concert in Central Park ---
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Spoken words you recall from live albums. 1. I was reading in Rolling Stone the other day where they said Detroit audiences are the greatest rock and roll audiences in the world. I said to myself “Shit I’ve known that for 10 years!” Bob Seger - Live Bullet 2. “Does anybody remember LAUGHTER???” - Robert Plant, in the middle of “Stairway to Heaven” on Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same live album 3. “I’d like to do a song I never played in public before, a brand new song, sort of a tribute to the friends of mine, that come out here on the road, and to you too.” – Jackson Browne, The Load Out / Stay, on the Running on Empty album (live cut from an otherwise studio album) 4. “This song doesn’t go something like this, it goes EXACTLY like this” - Steven Wright, “I Still Have A Pony” 5. “Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can’t communicate, children who can’t communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can’t communicate. I feel that if a person can’t communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.” Tom Lehrer, after “Alma” on That Was The Year That Was. 6. “You may wonder why we’re sitting down. It’s just to prove that we still can after 20 years in this business” - Devo, some live album. 7. “Mm hmm? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, that’s good, that’s good, don’t strain yourselves.” - Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull’s Bursting Out live album; he was teasing the audience for its tepid, half-hearted applause after he introduced the song “One Brown Mouse.” 8. Phil Rizzuto: “Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker,going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there’s the wind-up and, there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! … The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, here’s the throw, there’s the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”—Bat Out Of Hell, Paradise by the Dashboard Light 9. “What? What’s that?.. You can’t hear back there? … See? You shoulda bought the $5.50 tickets down in front!” Three Dog Night, _Captured Live at the Forum_ 10. “Even the guys selling loose joints tonight are donating half of their profits.” Simon and Garfunkel, Concert in Central Park 11. “Harry, It Sucks” “30,000 lbs of Bananas” Greatest Stories Live, Harry Chapin ---
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Spoken words you recall from live albums. 1. I was reading in Rolling Stone the other day where they said Detroit audiences are the greatest rock and roll audiences in the world. I said to myself “Shit I’ve known that for 10 years!” Bob Seger - Live Bullet 2. “Does anybody remember LAUGHTER???” - Robert Plant, in the middle of “Stairway to Heaven” on Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same live album 3. “I’d like to do a song I never played in public before, a brand new song, sort of a tribute to the friends of mine, that come out here on the road, and to you too.” – Jackson Browne, The Load Out / Stay, on the Running on Empty album (live cut from an otherwise studio album) 4. “This song doesn’t go something like this, it goes EXACTLY like this” - Steven Wright, “I Still Have A Pony” 5. “Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can’t communicate, children who can’t communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can’t communicate. I feel that if a person can’t communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.” Tom Lehrer, after “Alma” on That Was The Year That Was. 6. “You may wonder why we’re sitting down. It’s just to prove that we still can after 20 years in this business” - Devo, some live album. 7. “Mm hmm? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, that’s good, that’s good, don’t strain yourselves.” - Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull’s Bursting Out live album; he was teasing the audience for its tepid, half-hearted applause after he introduced the song “One Brown Mouse.” 8. Phil Rizzuto: “Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker,going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there’s the wind-up and, there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! … The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, here’s the throw, there’s the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”—Bat Out Of Hell, Paradise by the Dashboard Light 9. “What? What’s that?.. You can’t hear back there? … See? You shoulda bought the $5.50 tickets down in front!” Three Dog Night, Captured Live at the Forum 10. “Even the guys selling loose joints tonight are donating half of their profits.” Simon and Garfunkel, Concert in Central Park 11. “Harry, It Sucks” “30,000 lbs of Bananas” Greatest Stories Live, Harry Chapin 12. “Give me an ‘F’!” Country Joe and the Fish, _I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag_, Woodstock album ---
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Spoken words you recall from live albums. 1. I was reading in Rolling Stone the other day where they said Detroit audiences are the greatest rock and roll audiences in the world. I said to myself “Shit I’ve known that for 10 years!” Bob Seger - Live Bullet 2. “Does anybody remember LAUGHTER???” - Robert Plant, in the middle of “Stairway to Heaven” on Led Zeppelin’s The Song Remains the Same live album 3. “I’d like to do a song I never played in public before, a brand new song, sort of a tribute to the friends of mine, that come out here on the road, and to you too.” – Jackson Browne, The Load Out / Stay, on the Running on Empty album (live cut from an otherwise studio album) 4. “This song doesn’t go something like this, it goes EXACTLY like this” - Steven Wright, “I Still Have A Pony” 5. “Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can’t communicate, children who can’t communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, and in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can’t communicate. I feel that if a person can’t communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.” Tom Lehrer, after “Alma” on That Was The Year That Was. 6. “You may wonder why we’re sitting down. It’s just to prove that we still can after 20 years in this business” - Devo, some live album. 7. “Mm hmm? Yes? No? Maybe? Well, that’s good, that’s good, don’t strain yourselves.” - Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull’s Bursting Out live album; he was teasing the audience for its tepid, half-hearted applause after he introduced the song “One Brown Mouse.” 8. Phil Rizzuto: “Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker,going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there’s the wind-up and, there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! … The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it’s bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close, here’s the throw, there’s the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it!”—Bat Out Of Hell, Paradise by the Dashboard Light 9. “What? What’s that?.. You can’t hear back there? … See? You shoulda bought the $5.50 tickets down in front!” Three Dog Night, Captured Live at the Forum 10. “Even the guys selling loose joints tonight are donating half of their profits.” Simon and Garfunkel, Concert in Central Park 11. “Harry, It Sucks” “30,000 lbs of Bananas” Greatest Stories Live, Harry Chapin 12. “Give me an ‘F’!” Country Joe and the Fish, I Feel Like I’m Fixing To Die Rag, Woodstock album 13. “This getting ridiculous. It’s reached the point where I look out in the audience and recognize everyone. We have to get some fresh blood!” Liam Clancy, on _ **The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem: In Person at Carnegie Hall** _ New topic: Pass - someone else deserves a turn ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel For those wondering: [List of Star Trek: The Original Series episodes - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series_episodes) ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine (It was James Doohan’s favorite episode, or so he told me about 30 something years ago) ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adonis? ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adons? 9. Balance of Terror (Romulans are introduced) ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adons? 9. Balance of Terror (Romulans are introduced) 10. Squire of Gothos Trivia: the Squire was played by William Campbell, whose ex-wife Judith was a mistress of JFK and Sam Giancana and figures into some JFK conspiracy theories. In a later Star Trek novel, the Squire was seen as a relative of the Q. ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adons? 9. Balance of Terror (Romulans are introduced) 10. Squire of Gothos 11. Spectre of the Gun ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adons? 9. Balance of Terror (Romulans are introduced) 10. Squire of Gothos 11. Spectre of the Gun 12. Space Seed Among my favorites anyway. ---
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Favorite ST:TOS episodes 1. The Trouble With Tribbles 2. Journey to Babel 3. Shore Leave 4. Devil in the Dark 5. City on the Edge of Forever 6. The Doomsday Machine 7. Wolf in the Fold (the one with Jack the Ripper) 8. Who Mourns For Adonais? 9. Balance of Terror (Romulans are introduced) 10. Squire of Gothos 11. Spectre of the Gun 12. Space Seed 13. This Side of Paradise Next category: Favorite ST:TNG episodes 1. Ship in a Bottle ---
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Favorite ST:TNG episodes 1. Ship in a Bottle 2. Tapestry ---
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