# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2141 "2010-11-10T14:39:52Z")
1. 7 2. 3 3. 13 4. 4 5. 10 6. 11 7. 8 8. 5 9. 9 10. 1 11. 6 12. 2 13. 12 Next up: Sing along with The Simpsons (with lyric links) 1. [We put the spring in Springfield.](http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/s/simpsons9694/weputthespringinspringfield320531.html) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2142 "2010-11-10T14:49:16Z")
Sing along with “The Simpsons” (with lyric links) 1. [We put the spring in Springfield.](http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/s/simpsons9694/weputthespringinspringfield320531.html) 2. [New Orleans](http://www.lyricstime.com/simpsons-new-orleans-lyrics.html) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2143 "2010-11-10T14:52:25Z")
Sing along with “The Simpsons” (with lyric links) 1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2144 "2010-11-10T14:57:44Z")
Sing along with “The Simpsons” (with lyric links) 1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. [We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song)](http://www.lyricstime.com/simpsons-we-do-the-stonecutters-song-lyrics.html) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2145 "2010-11-10T15:24:07Z")
Sing along with “The Simpsons” (with lyric links) 1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. [We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song)](http://www.lyricstime.com/simpsons-we-do-the-stonecutters-song-lyrics.html) 5. [Canyonero](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4QgWRycd7I&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2146 "2010-11-10T15:42:43Z")
Sing along with “The Simpsons” (with lyric links) 1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. [The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song](http://www.metrolyrics.com/itchy-scratchy-main-title-theme-lyrics-simpsons.html) Og, I love the “Canyonero” song: “Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts - Canyonero!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2147 "2010-11-10T15:59:46Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. [Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/whoneedsthekwik-e-mart.htm) I doooooooo ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2148 "2010-11-10T16:23:42Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. [Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/whoneedsthekwik-e-mart.htm) 8. Flaming Moe’s ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2149 "2010-11-10T17:08:50Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. [Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/whoneedsthekwik-e-mart.htm) 8. Flaming Moe’s 9. [Look at All Those Idiots](http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Look_at_All_Those_Idiots) ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2150 "2010-11-10T17:10:28Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. [Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/whoneedsthekwik-e-mart.htm) 8. Flaming Moe’s 9. [Look at All Those Idiots](http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Look_at_All_Those_Idiots) 10. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you… I’ll have a Duff, you have one too! ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2151 "2010-11-10T17:32:51Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. [Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart?](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/whoneedsthekwik-e-mart.htm) 8. Flaming Moe’s 9. [Look at All Those Idiots](http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Look_at_All_Those_Idiots) 10. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you… I’ll have a Duff, you have one too! 11. You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday boy or girl! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2152 "2010-11-10T17:39:08Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? 8. Flaming Moe’s 9. Look at All Those Idiots 10. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you… I’ll have a Duff, you have one too! 11. You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday boy or girl! 12. [See My Vest](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2153 "2010-11-10T18:00:21Z")
1. We put the spring in Springfield. 2. New Orleans 3. Spider Pig, Spider Pig - does whatever a Spider Pig does… 4. We Do (The Stonecutters’ Song) 5. Canyonero 6. The “Itchy & Scratchy” theme song 7. Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? 8. Flaming Moe’s 9. Look at All Those Idiots 10. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you… I’ll have a Duff, you have one too! 11. You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday boy or girl! 12. See My Vest 13. [Baby On Board](http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thesimpsons/babyonboard.htm) Next Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2154 "2010-11-10T18:09:25Z")
Next Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2155 "2010-11-10T18:23:29Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2156 "2010-11-10T18:31:12Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay 4. Dirtypillows and cooter ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2157 "2010-11-10T19:54:36Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay 4. Dirtypillows and cooter 5. Tits and pussy ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2158 "2010-11-10T21:54:47Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay 4. Dirtypillows and cooter 5. Tits and pussy 6. Fun bags and twat ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2159 "2010-11-10T22:03:19Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay 4. Dirtypillows and cooter 5. Tits and pussy 6. Fun bags and twat 7. Boobies and cootchie ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2160 "2010-11-10T23:46:15Z")
Slang words for a woman’s breasts and genitalia 1. Ta-tas & hoo-hoo 2. Knockers & Snatch 3. Melons & va-jay-jay 4. Dirtypillows and cooter 5. Tits and pussy 6. Fun bags and twat 7. Boobies and cootchie 8. Hooters and Holiest of Holies [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=109)