# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1091

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21804 "2014-01-03T16:13:39Z")

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Fictional characters falsely accused of a crime:

1. Nat Blake in Louisa May Alcott’s Little Men: falsely accused of theft
2. Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive (1993) falsely accused of murdering his wife
3. Dmitri Karamazov, wrongly tried for the murder of his father
4. Captain James T. Kirk, accused of negligently causing the death of a crewmember in “Court Martial”
5. Tom Robinson, falsely accused of attempted rape in “To Kill a Mockingbird”
6. Mr. Bates on “Downton Abbey,” falsely accused of killing his wife
7. Andy Dufresne, in “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption” wrongly convicted of murdering his wife and her lover
8. Idgie Threadgoode and Big George, arrested and tried for the murder of Frank Bennett in “Fried Green Tomatoes”.
9. Very Special Agent Anthony D DiNozzo, Jr was convincingly framed for a brutal murder in Season 3 Episode 9 of NCIS: “Frame Up”
10. John Proctor, falsely accused of and executed for witchcraft in Arthur Miller’s The Crucible
11. P.I. Jim Rockford, (Rockford Files, 1974-1979) had been falsely convicted of armed robbery, and served 5 years, before receiving a full pardon.
12. The Silver Agent in the “Astro City” comic book series, falsely accused of murder and executed during a period of anti-superpower hysteria.
13. Jessica Tate was falsely convicted of murdering her lover on _Soap_. Her husband did it.  
Since it’s Tolkein’s birthday:  
New! Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21805 "2014-01-03T17:00:21Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21806 "2014-01-03T17:02:38Z")

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New! Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains ([gorgeous a capella version](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEwzFF4HeB8) with the same guy doing _all_ the parts)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21807 "2014-01-03T17:22:36Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21808 "2014-01-03T17:50:41Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21809 "2014-01-03T18:17:59Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21810 "2014-01-04T03:57:10Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Single Hobbits (Put a Ring on It)

Oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-ohhh

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21811 "2014-01-04T05:20:40Z")

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Ooookay.

Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21812 "2014-01-04T15:44:32Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil

Hey, dol! Merry, dol! Hey, dol-a-dil-lo!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21813 "2014-01-04T16:28:00Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil
9. Gollum’s Song

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21814 "2014-01-04T17:31:00Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil
9. Gollum’s Song
10. That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21815 "2014-01-05T03:08:10Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil
9. Gollum’s Song
10. That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates
11. Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/VoAfb3f04mo/hqdefault.jpg "Where There's a Whip There's a Way!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo)

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21816 "2014-01-05T03:34:40Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil
9. Gollum’s Song
10. That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates
11. Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way
12. There Is an Inn, a Merry Old Inn

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21817 "2014-01-06T02:09:46Z")

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Songs from the Hobbit or LOTR or other related works.

1. The Road Goes Ever On
2. The White Tree
3. The Misty Mountains
4. A Knife in the Dark
5. A Elbereth Gilthoniel
6. May It Be
7. Into the West
8. The Song of Tom Bombadil
9. Gollum’s Song
10. That’s What Bilbo Baggins Hates
11. Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way
12. There Is an Inn, a Merry Old Inn
13. Minas Tirith

One of my favorites from the Howard Shore soundtracks: [The Return of the King Soundtrack-03-Minas Tirith - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afY_Srf4xjk)

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21818 "2014-01-06T02:27:21Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21819 "2014-01-06T03:46:26Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21820 "2014-01-06T03:49:07Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.

(hey, I don’t watch DA, so I took a shot. :P)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21821 "2014-01-06T04:27:45Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21822 "2014-01-06T05:02:41Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21823 "2014-01-06T05:40:41Z")

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Things they’ll never show you at Downton Abbey

1. The Earl of Grantham has a prostate exam
2. Dowager Violet Crawley entering a Charleston marathon.
3. (GO NINERS!) A replay of today’s SF 49ers win over the Packers
4. The blue police box carefully tucked away in the basement.
5. The new junior butler Roscoe (played by Flavor Flav).
6. A Crawley family down home country barbecue. With a pig roast and all the fixins.
7. Carson delivers a Booty-Gram for Lady Edith.

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