# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1093
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21844 "2014-01-06T19:46:02Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21845 "2014-01-06T20:47:03Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21846 "2014-01-06T20:55:23Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21847 "2014-01-06T21:36:26Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21848 "2014-01-06T21:39:42Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21849 "2014-01-06T21:43:00Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) 9. Real Housewives of Yoknapatawpha County- a new pre-integration surreality show in which busty women deliver stram of consciousness monologues and fight while rubbing cold glass Co-cola bottles on their bosom in front of an oscillating fan during a never ending long hot summer in cotton country. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21850 "2014-01-06T22:37:49Z")
Sampiro, that was brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21851 "2014-01-06T22:38:47Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) 9. Real Housewives of Yoknapatawpha County- a new pre-integration surreality show in which busty women deliver stram of consciousness monologues and fight while rubbing cold glass Co-cola bottles on their bosom in front of an oscillating fan during a never ending long hot summer in cotton country. 10. Hannah and Tony Montana; Miley Cyrus decides twerking isn’t subversive enough, and starts a murderous cocaine empire with her Cuban boyfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21852 "2014-01-06T22:43:19Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) 9. Real Housewives of Yoknapatawpha County- a new pre-integration surreality show in which busty women deliver stram of consciousness monologues and fight while rubbing cold glass Co-cola bottles on their bosom in front of an oscillating fan during a never ending long hot summer in cotton country. 10. Hannah and Tony Montana; Miley Cyrus decides twerking isn’t subversive enough, and starts a murderous cocaine empire with her Cuban boyfriend. 11. Monty Python’s Flying Cirque du Soleil: surreal acrobats visually interpret classic Britcom surreal skits. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21853 "2014-01-06T22:56:59Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) 9. Real Housewives of Yoknapatawpha County- a new pre-integration surreality show in which busty women deliver stram of consciousness monologues and fight while rubbing cold glass Co-cola bottles on their bosom in front of an oscillating fan during a never ending long hot summer in cotton country. 10. Hannah and Tony Montana; Miley Cyrus decides twerking isn’t subversive enough, and starts a murderous cocaine empire with her Cuban boyfriend. 11. Monty Python’s Flying Cirque du Soleil: surreal acrobats visually interpret classic Britcom surreal skits. 12. My Little Jabroni: Brightly colored cartoon horses face off in the squared circle as they learn the value of friendship and a good figure-four leg lock. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21854 "2014-01-07T03:16:16Z")
In the vein of cute names for combined fandoms (like “Wholock”), unlikely fandom pairings. 1. Duck Dynasty (starring Uncle Phil and Joan Collins) 2. 24 Seven (Kiefer Sutherland/Brad Pitt slash fic) 3. Will & Grace (In a new reality show, the zany Will Ferrell moves in with the irrepressible Nancy Grace --hilarity ensues.) 4. Whoville (Doctor Who/Dr Seuss mashup) “See the Dalek man! See the Dalek can! Dalek man fits in a can, but is not a Cyber man!”) 5. Sawbones (the cast of Bones set out to solve serial killings ala the Saw movies) 6. Housebound (Gregory House does 50 Shades of Gray) 7. NYPD Blue Velvet (Kyle MacLachlan, all grown up and now a cop, finds that things are even weirder in the big city) 8. Breaking Wind (a terminally ill Scarlett O’Hara and Rhett Butler start making crystal meth to save Tara) 9. Real Housewives of Yoknapatawpha County- a new pre-integration surreality show in which busty women deliver stram of consciousness monologues and fight while rubbing cold glass Co-cola bottles on their bosom in front of an oscillating fan during a never ending long hot summer in cotton country. 10. Hannah and Tony Montana; Miley Cyrus decides twerking isn’t subversive enough, and starts a murderous cocaine empire with her Cuban boyfriend. 11. Monty Python’s Flying Cirque du Soleil: surreal acrobats visually interpret classic Britcom surreal skits. 12. My Little Jabroni: Brightly colored cartoon horses face off in the squared circle as they learn the value of friendship and a good figure-four leg lock. 13. The Avengers: British secret agent equipped with only a bowler hat, an umbrella, and an attractive female sidekick fights an invading alien army. The aliens, naturally, win. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21855 "2014-01-07T03:23:27Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Sampiro, that was brilliant! Yes. Yes, it was. Next category: Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21856 "2014-01-07T03:24:48Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21857 "2014-01-07T03:37:32Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21858 "2014-01-07T03:39:11Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21859 "2014-01-07T04:17:29Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize 5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21860 "2014-01-07T04:29:17Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize 5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto. 6. Tupac Alive! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21861 "2014-01-07T05:32:15Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize 5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto. 6. Tupac Alive! 7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21862 "2014-01-07T06:34:15Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize 5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto. 6. Tupac Alive! 7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician. 8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/21863 "2014-01-07T07:04:41Z")
Unlikely headlines for 2014 1. Obama, Gingrich leave for Jet-Ski weekend together in Aruba 2. Miley Cyrus bids fans farewell as she prepares to enter convent 3. Michael Schumacher returns to Formula One! 4. Sarah Palin awarded Nobel Peace Prize 5. Johnny Depp wins Oscar for his performance as Tonto. 6. Tupac Alive! 7. “I couldn’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or another” says conservative Southern politician. 8. Sun goes supernova; destroys all life on Earth 9. Phil Robertson to Wed Long-time Boyfriend [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1092) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1094)