# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1101
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22004 "2014-01-10T09:02:17Z")
New passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22005 "2014-01-10T09:06:45Z")
New passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist 9. password ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22006 "2014-01-10T10:57:26Z")
New passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist 9. password 10. HiOpal ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22007 "2014-01-10T12:56:11Z")
New passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist 9. password 10. HiOpal 11. ignoramus ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22008 "2014-01-10T13:06:01Z")
ew passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist 9. password 10. HiOpal 11. ignoramus 12. cite? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22009 "2014-01-10T13:34:31Z")
New passwords you probably wouldn’t want to use for the Straight Dope 1. ABC123 2. Straightdope 3. Haxxorz\_rool 4. noddasokpuppt 5. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious69 6. swordfish 7. ILoveCecil 8. thegrapist 9. password 10. HiOpal 11. ignoramus 12. cite? 13. Reported 13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22010 "2014-01-10T13:55:42Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > You do realize you got ninja’d on this post as well and didn’t hit the edit button to double check previous posts either? yeah. guilty as charged. :o 13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22011 "2014-01-10T14:16:00Z")
1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22012 "2014-01-10T15:01:30Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22013 "2014-01-10T15:05:14Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22014 "2014-01-10T15:14:59Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22015 "2014-01-10T15:22:21Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. True story - I had an employee come tell me at the start of his shift that he had to leave immediately for an emergency. His dad was in their garage changing the tires on his old Toyota Land Cruiser when it fell off the jack. When I asked what hospital they were taking him to, he looked at me funny, so I asked if his dad was OK. He’s fine, he wasn’t even in the garage when it happened. Anyone else hurt? No. Damage to house? Garage? Fire? Nope. So I asked what was so important he had leave. He looked at me baffled and says “I have to go check on my car!” To top things off, I found out later that this had actually happened just before he left for work that day. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22016 "2014-01-10T15:25:52Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > yeah. guilty as charged. :o No worries! 😃 > [@anyrose](#): > > 1. Significant other just called from jail I had another employee call and say he wouldn’t be in to work that day… unless, of course, if I really needed him, I could come down and bail him out! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22017 "2014-01-10T15:32:25Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22018 "2014-01-10T16:06:29Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! 9. My cats really miss me. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22019 "2014-01-10T16:13:57Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! 9. My cats really miss me. 10. My grandmother just died again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22020 "2014-01-10T16:19:50Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! 9. My cats really miss me. 10. My grandmother just died again. 11. It isn’t snowing. ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22021 "2014-01-10T16:27:15Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! 9. My cats really miss me. 10. My grandmother just died again. 11. It isn’t snowing. 12, It is snowing ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22022 "2014-01-10T16:39:37Z")
13 excuses to leave work early on Friday 1. Kids’ school called, kid sick/hurt, gotta go get them. 2. Significant other just called from jail 3. Projectile Vomiting. 4. Reason? I need a reason? 5. The Boss left even earlier 6. All those porn sites aren’t gonna view themselves, y’know! 7. Have to check on hobby car. 8. Terrorists! 9. My cats really miss me. 10. My grandmother just died again. 11. It isn’t snowing. 12, It is snowing 12. Left work early every other day this week. No reason to break the pattern. I’ll pass ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22023 "2014-01-10T16:56:31Z")
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