# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22044 "2014-01-10T22:52:36Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22045 "2014-01-10T23:27:23Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22046 "2014-01-10T23:39:52Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22047 "2014-01-11T00:55:53Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups
10. shavings from a bar of Scharffen Berger’s extra dark

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22048 "2014-01-11T01:11:27Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups
10. shavings from a bar of Scharffen Berger’s extra dark
11. A layer of crumbled Graham crackers.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22049 "2014-01-11T01:14:41Z")

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Sorry but that doesn’t fit the category.

Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups
10. shavings from a bar of Scharffen Berger’s extra dark
11. A layer of crumbled chocolate chip cookies

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22050 "2014-01-11T01:46:54Z")

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I’ve got a present for **Annie-Xmas** when this category is finished, so all we need are two more chocolatey layers.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22051 "2014-01-11T01:57:05Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups
10. shavings from a bar of Scharffen Berger’s extra dark
11. A layer of crumbled chocolate chip cookies
12. a dusting of pulverized Cocoa Puffs

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22052 "2014-01-11T02:17:31Z")

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Let’s make a 13 layer chocolate dessert

1. Double chocolate brownies for the base.
2. White Chocolate frosting, for contrast
3. a layer of crumbled Oreo cookies from which the frosting has been scraped
4. a layer of Hershey bars
5. Melt down some Godiva into a ganache
6. Chips! It needs more chocolate chips!
7. a layer of dark and dense Black Forest Cake
8. A layer of dark chocolate frosting with M&M’s dotted throughout
9. next apply a couple o’ Jell-O double fudge pudding cups
10. shavings from a bar of Scharffen Berger’s extra dark
11. A layer of crumbled chocolate chip cookies
12. a dusting of pulverized Cocoa Puffs
13. chocolate whipped cream

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22053 "2014-01-11T02:23:54Z")

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[And here it is!](http://i.imgur.com/xufwOY9.jpg)  
I’ll pass on the next category

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22054 "2014-01-11T02:28:31Z")

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Yummo! anyrose, you are a master cakemaker!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22055 "2014-01-11T02:36:53Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Yummo! anyrose, you are a master cakemaker!

Thanks  
I think the shavings, cookie crumbs, and puff pieces would have to be mixed into the pudding, otherwise there’d be a big mess in the kitchen

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22056 "2014-01-11T03:01:05Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22057 "2014-01-11T03:08:09Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22058 "2014-01-11T03:08:57Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “[Let’s Get It On](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag)” - Marvin Gaye

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22059 "2014-01-11T03:26:40Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “Let’s Get It On” - Marvin Gaye
4. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22060 "2014-01-11T03:47:54Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “Let’s Get It On” - Marvin Gaye
4. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
5. “Hitch a Ride” - Boston

And I like your cake-makin’, **anyrose**!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22061 "2014-01-11T05:50:58Z")

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Yes, well done, **anyrose**! Lemme get my fork and a big cold glass of milk…

Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “Let’s Get It On” - Marvin Gaye
4. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
5. “Hitch a Ride” - Boston
6. Sexual Healing - also by Marvin Gaye

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fn4i8bAfnMY/hqdefault.jpg "Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing - Extended Version") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4i8bAfnMY)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22062 "2014-01-11T09:14:40Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “Let’s Get It On” - Marvin Gaye
4. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
5. “Hitch a Ride” - Boston
6. Sexual Healing - also by Marvin Gaye
7. Unchained Melody- The Righteous Brothers (among others)

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**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2014, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22063 "2014-01-11T10:42:02Z")

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Excellent makeout tunes:

1. Ravel’s Bolero
2. The Viscounts’ Harlem Nocturne
3. “Let’s Get It On” - Marvin Gaye
4. The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
5. “Hitch a Ride” - Boston
6. Sexual Healing - also by Marvin Gaye
7. Unchained Melody- The Righteous Brothers (among others)
8. “Let’s Stay Together”- Al Green

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