# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1107
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22124 "2014-01-14T01:32:16Z")
Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t. (For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) [http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/alphabetical.aspx](http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/alphabetical.aspx) 1. Jerry Kramer 2. Terrell Davis 3. Jack Kemp 4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be) 5. Andre Reed 6. John Hadl 7. Bob Hayes 8. Roger Craig 9. Don Meredith ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22125 "2014-01-14T01:52:45Z")
Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t. (For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) [Hall of Famers | Pro Football Hall of Fame](http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/alphabetical.aspx) 1. Jerry Kramer 2. Terrell Davis 3. Jack Kemp 4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be) 5. Andre Reed 6. John Hadl 7. Bob Hayes 8. Roger Craig 9. Don Meredith 10. Cris Carter ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22126 "2014-01-14T02:20:33Z")
Former football players who you thought were in the Pro Football Hall of Fame but aren’t. (For reference, here’s an alphabetical list of members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.) [Hall of Famers | Pro Football Hall of Fame](http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/alphabetical.aspx) 1. Jerry Kramer 2. Terrell Davis 3. Jack Kemp 4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be) 5. Andre Reed 6. John Hadl 7. Bob Hayes 8. Roger Craig 9. Don Meredith 10. Cris Carter 11. Alex Karras I have no idea how great a player he was or wasn’t, but I loved his acting roles ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22127 "2014-01-14T02:23:10Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > 1. Alex Karras > > I have no idea how great a player he was or wasn’t, but I loved his acting roles Yes. I liked Mongo in Blazing Saddles. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22128 "2014-01-14T04:14:51Z")
Mongo just pawn in game of life… and still not in Hall of Fame. 1. Jerry Kramer 2. Terrell Davis 3. Jack Kemp 4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be) 5. Andre Reed 6. John Hadl 7. Bob Hayes 8. Roger Craig 9. Don Meredith 10. Cris Carter 11. Alex Karras 12. Archie Griffin Met him as a kid and always liked him. Great college player; didn’t do nearly as well in the NFL. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22129 "2014-01-14T08:12:19Z")
Mongo just pawn in game of life… and still not in Hall of Fame. 1. Jerry Kramer 2. Terrell Davis 3. Jack Kemp 4. Ken Anderson (until a few years ago, I thought he was in… he’s not, but definitely SHOULD be) 5. Andre Reed 6. John Hadl 7. Bob Hayes 8. Roger Craig 9. Don Meredith 10. Cris Carter 11. Alex Karras 12. Archie Griffin 13. Joe Theismann Next up: Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad Has to have a drawing of Jesse and Mr. White standing over the dissolved body on the side and blue crystals on top. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22130 "2014-01-14T08:16:38Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22131 "2014-01-14T08:22:09Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22132 "2014-01-14T11:24:51Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22133 "2014-01-14T13:23:39Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22134 "2014-01-14T13:45:55Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22135 "2014-01-14T14:30:31Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22136 "2014-01-14T14:32:35Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22137 "2014-01-14T15:04:45Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness 9. Tribute to Nabokov! ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22138 "2014-01-14T16:52:55Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness 9. Tribute to Nabokov! 10. The Human Centipede (okay, I wouldn’t love to have it, but _somebody_ probably would!) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22139 "2014-01-14T17:29:31Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness 9. Tribute to Nabokov! 10. The Human Centipede 11. Battle Royale ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22140 "2014-01-14T17:41:01Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness 9. Tribute to Nabokov! 10. The Human Centipede 11. Battle Royale 12. Dusk to Dawn (Complete with the Selma Hayak foot-shaped thermos!) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22141 "2014-01-14T19:24:57Z")
Lunchboxes that would probably get your kids expelled from school but you would love to have if they existed 1. Breaking Bad 2. Forbidden Zone 3. Queer as Folk 4. William S. Burroughs Naked Lunchbox (contents to be cut up and eaten in random order) 5. GTA V 6. Hannibal (with special brain tupperware) 7. Se7en (with pictures of both Gluttony and Sloth on it) 8. Naked Jack Harkness 9. Tribute to Nabokov! 10. The Human Centipede 11. Battle Royale 12. Dusk to Dawn (Complete with the Selma Hayak foot-shaped thermos!) 13. Birth of a Nation New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid 1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?” ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22142 "2014-01-14T19:32:38Z")
New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid 1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?” 2. Called a PBS auction and placed a winning bid as Mr. Jack Meoff ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22143 "2014-01-14T19:32:55Z")
New topic: Stupid Prank Phone Calls You Made as a Kid 1. Call a bar, ask “Do you have a John there,” and if the answer is no, yell “So, what do you do, piss on the floor?” 2. Is your refrigerator running? Then you better catch it before it gets out the door. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1106) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1108)