# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22484 "2014-01-29T00:56:39Z")

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Clothing put on to go outside in cold weather

1. Mittens
2. toque (Canadian style)
3. scarf
4. boots
5. Overcoat
6. longjohn’s
7. ear muffs
8. vest
9. Thermal Socks - got some for xmas, they really do the job!
10. knit cap
11. Toboggan

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22485 "2014-01-29T00:57:45Z")

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Clothing put on to go outside in cold weather

1. Mittens
2. toque (Canadian style)
3. scarf
4. boots
5. Overcoat
6. longjohn’s
7. ear muffs
8. vest
9. Thermal Socks - got some for xmas, they really do the job!
10. knit cap
11. Legwarmers

Especially if you’re going to an 80s festival in the snow.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22486 "2014-01-29T04:35:41Z")

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Clothing put on to go outside in cold weather

1. Mittens
2. toque (Canadian style)
3. scarf
4. boots
5. Overcoat
6. longjohn’s
7. ear muffs
8. vest
9. Thermal Socks - got some for xmas, they really do the job!
10. knit cap
11. Legwarmers
12. silk underwear  
great gear

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22487 "2014-01-29T05:26:35Z")

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Clothing put on to go outside in cold weather

1. Mittens
2. toque (Canadian style)
3. scarf
4. boots
5. Overcoat
6. longjohn’s
7. ear muffs
8. vest
9. Thermal Socks - got some for xmas, they really do the job!
10. knit cap
11. Legwarmers
12. silk underwear
13. gloves

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22488 "2014-01-29T05:34:14Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. Broncos by seven

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22489 "2014-01-29T05:50:45Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. Broncos by seven
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22490 "2014-01-29T14:17:21Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. Broncos by seven
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22491 "2014-01-29T14:18:25Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22492 "2014-01-29T14:54:31Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
5. “Did you know your fly was open?”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22493 "2014-01-29T14:58:12Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
5. “Did you know your fly was open?”
6. “YOU STILL LIE!”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22494 "2014-01-29T15:04:28Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”
5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
6. “Did you know your fly was open?”
7. “YOU STILL LIE!”
8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”

Ninjas fixed.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22495 "2014-01-29T15:10:57Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”
5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
6. “Did you know your fly was open?”
7. “YOU STILL LIE!”
8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”
9. “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22496 "2014-01-29T15:48:44Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
>
> Ninjas fixed.

Oh thanks, I missed that.  
Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”
5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
6. “Did you know your fly was open?”
7. “YOU STILL LIE!”
8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”
9. “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”
10. “Michelle fell asleep, you know.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22497 "2014-01-29T16:20:52Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”
5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
6. “Did you know your fly was open?”
7. “YOU STILL LIE!”
8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”
9. “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”
10. “Michelle fell asleep, you know.”
11. “Hey, did you see the new Mitt Romney documentary on Netflix?”

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**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22498 "2014-01-29T17:38:44Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”
2. “Broncos by seven”
3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”
4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”
5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”
6. “Did you know your fly was open?”
7. “YOU STILL LIE!”
8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”
9. “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”
10. “Michelle fell asleep, you know.”
11. “Hey, did you see the new Mitt Romney documentary on Netflix?”
12. “Sean Hannity is already claiming you committed 3 impeachable offenses in your speech. That’s 2 less than last year!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22499 "2014-01-29T17:42:59Z")

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Things said to the President by legislators as he left the House chamber after the SOTU

1. “Maybe a bow tie next year?”

2. “Broncos by seven”

3. “Boehner wants to arrange a meeting. He says we can straighten any of our problems out. I can arrange security. On my territory.”

4. “Biden. I always thought it would be Clinton.” “It’s the smart move. Biden was always smarter.”

5. “Hey buddy, only one more SOTA to go for you, then you’re done with these things. Only one more.”

6. “Did you know your fly was open?”

7. “YOU STILL LIE!”

8. “So I tried signing up for ObamaCare on that damned website, and…”

9. “Klaatu Barada Nikto.”

10. “Michelle fell asleep, you know.”

11. “Hey, did you see the new Mitt Romney documentary on Netflix?”

12. “Sean Hannity is already claiming you committed 3 impeachable offenses in your speech. That’s 2 less than last year!”

13. “Wow, you’re right! About everything! How did I miss that before?”  
New! Billionaires

14. Bill Gates

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**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22500 "2014-01-29T17:56:14Z")

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New! Billionaires

1. Bill Gates
2. John Henry (Red Sox owner)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22501 "2014-01-29T18:01:49Z")

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Billionaires

1. Bill Gates
2. John Henry
3. Warren Buffett

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22502 "2014-01-29T18:36:23Z")

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Billionaires

1. Bill Gates
2. John Henry
3. Warren Buffett
4. Carlos Slim Helu

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/22503 "2014-01-29T18:49:09Z")

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Billionaires

1. Bill Gates
2. John Henry
3. Warren Buffett
4. Carlos Slim Helu
5. Elon Musk

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