# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 119
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2361 "2010-11-21T18:25:32Z")
Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) and Young Bess (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in The Hours and Times (1991) andBackbeat (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in Essex and Elizabeth (1939) and The Virgin Queen (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown (1997) and Out of Sight (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in Hour of the Gun (1967) and Sunset (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in Terminator 2 (1991) and Wayne’s World (1992) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2362 "2010-11-21T18:39:30Z")
Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) and Young Bess (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in The Hours and Times (1991) andBackbeat (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in Essex and Elizabeth (1939) and The Virgin Queen (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown (1997) and Out of Sight (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in Hour of the Gun (1967) and Sunset (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in Terminator 2 (1991) and Wayne’s World (1992) 9. Tommie Lee Jones - Sam Gerard in The Fugitive and US Marshalls ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2363 "2010-11-21T18:42:01Z")
Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both \*The Private Life of Henry VIII \*(1933) and _Young Bess_ (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in _The Hours and Times_ (1991) and _Backbeat_ (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in _Becket_ (1964) and _The Lion in Winter_ (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in _Essex and Elizabeth_ (1939) and _The Virgin Queen_ (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in _Jackie Brown_ (1997) and _Out of Sight_ (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in \*Hour of the Gun \*(1967) and _Sunset_ (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in _Terminator 2_ (1991) and _Wayne’s World_ (1992) 9. James Cagney - George M. Cohan in _Yankee Doodle Dandy_ (1942) and \*The Seven Little Foys \*(1955) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2364 "2010-11-21T19:27:49Z")
Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both \*The Private Life of Henry VIII \*(1933) and _Young Bess_ (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in _The Hours and Times_ (1991) and _Backbeat_ (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in _Becket_ (1964) and _The Lion in Winter_ (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in _Essex and Elizabeth_ (1939) and _The Virgin Queen_ (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in _Jackie Brown_ (1997) and _Out of Sight_ (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in \*Hour of the Gun \*(1967) and _Sunset_ (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in _Terminator 2_ (1991) and _Wayne’s World_ (1992) 9. Tommie Lee Jones - Sam Gerard in \*The Fugitive \*and _US Marshalls_ 10. James Cagney - George M. Cohan in _Yankee Doodle Dandy_ (1942) and \*The Seven Little Foys \*(1955) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2365 "2010-11-21T20:36:06Z")
Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) and Young Bess (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in The Hours and Times (1991) and Backbeat (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in Essex and Elizabeth (1939) and The Virgin Queen (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown (1997) and Out of Sight (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in Hour of the Gun (1967) and Sunset (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in Terminator 2 (1991) and Wayne’s World (1992) 9. Tommie Lee Jones - Sam Gerard in The Fugitive and US Marshalls 10. James Cagney - George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) and The Seven Little Foys (1955) 11. Bing Crosby - Father O’Malley in Going My Way (1944) and The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2366 "2010-11-21T21:36:36Z")
[quote=“Annie-Xmas, post:2365, topic:549173”] Actors who have played the same part in completely different movies - the actor, the character, and the movies, please! 1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) and Young Bess (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in The Hours and Times (1991) and Backbeat (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in Essex and Elizabeth (1939) and The Virgin Queen (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown (1997) and Out of Sight (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in Hour of the Gun (1967) and Sunset (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in Terminator 2 (1991) and Wayne’s World (1992) 9. Tommie Lee Jones - Sam Gerard in The Fugitive and US Marshalls 10. James Cagney - George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) and The Seven Little Foys (1955) 11. Bing Crosby - Father O’Malley in Going My Way (1944) and The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945) 12. Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I in _Elizabeth_ (1998) and _Elizabeth: The Golden Age_ (2007) ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2367 "2010-11-22T00:13:05Z")
1. Charles Laughton - Henry VIII in both The Private Life of Henry VIII (1933) and Young Bess (1953) 2. Ian Hart - John Lennon in The Hours and Times (1991) and Backbeat (1994) 3. Peter O’Toole - Henry II in Becket (1964) and The Lion in Winter (1968) 4. Bette Davis - Elizabeth I in Essex and Elizabeth (1939) and The Virgin Queen (1955) 5. Michael Keaton - ATF Agent Ray Nicolette in Jackie Brown (1997) and Out of Sight (1998) 6. Mickey Rooney - Andy Hardy in multiple movies 7. James Garner - Wyatt Earp in Hour of the Gun (1967) and Sunset (1988) 8. Robert Patrick - T-1000 Terminator in Terminator 2 (1991) and Wayne’s World (1992) 9. Tommie Lee Jones - Sam Gerard in The Fugitive and US Marshalls 10. James Cagney - George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942) and The Seven Little Foys (1955) 11. Bing Crosby - Father O’Malley in Going My Way (1944) and The Bells of St. Mary’s (1945) 12. Cate Blanchett - Elizabeth I in Elizabeth (1998) and Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007) 13. [Stanley Anderson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Anderson) - The President of the USA in The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998) Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2368 "2010-11-22T14:50:06Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2369 "2010-11-22T15:08:13Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2370 "2010-11-22T18:46:28Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2371 "2010-11-22T18:53:30Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2372 "2010-11-23T02:39:21Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the [Naked Cowboy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Cowboy). Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2373 "2010-11-23T04:07:20Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2374 "2010-11-23T14:43:05Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. Female: The auditions for _Hair_ are down the hall. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2375 "2010-11-23T22:36:21Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. Female: The auditions for _Hair_ are down the hall. 8. Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you? Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2376 "2010-11-24T01:54:10Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall. 8. Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery. 9. Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2377 "2010-11-24T04:27:50Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall. 8. Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery. 9. Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira! 10. Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2378 "2010-11-24T15:19:25Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall. 8. Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery. 9. Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira! 10. Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem. 11. Male: Hi, [Ron](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=495672). Female: Oh, is the Dopefest today? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2379 "2010-11-24T15:52:33Z")
Things you’d say to a naked person if they knocked on your door (have two–one for each gender) 1. Male: Oh is it that cold outside?/Female: Today must be Christmas… 2. Male: How’s it hangin’? Oh…nevermind./Female: You look cold, can I offer you a hat? 3: Male: That looks like a penis, only smaller/Female: I have an outfit just like that. 3. Male: Dad!?..What the hell are you doing out of the home again!/Female: Forget your keys this morning, honey? 4. Male: Yeah, I remember the first time I did PCP…/Female: Come right in and hop in bed; I’ll help you get warm in a jiffy. 5. Male: I don’t care if it is Halloween, you’re a sicko for going as the Naked Cowboy. Female: Help yourself to as much candy as you want, Lady Godiva! 6. Male: Uh, you don’t live here anymore, Mr. Cheney./Female: So the drapes match the curtains, huh? 7. Male: I’m tired of all these motherfucking naked men knocking on my motherfucking door. /Female: The auditions for “Hair” are down the hall. 8. Male: Oh. You’re not very happy to see me, are you?/ Female: Better turn your headlights off before you come in or you’ll have a dead battery. 9. Male: Obviously you haven’t heard I have a dress code./Female: I thought you’d never arrive, my dear Keira! 10. Male: No shirt, no service. Female: No shirt, no problem. 11. Male: Hi, Ron. Female: Oh, is the Dopefest today? 12. Male: Going Fishing? Female: Smells Fishy New Topics: Family Group Activities/Games for Thanksgiving Day that do not involve eating 1. Touch Football ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2380 "2010-11-24T15:56:22Z")
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