# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1205
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24084 "2014-03-26T16:54:50Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24085 "2014-03-26T17:01:37Z")
_(Crossfire! Is it safe to come back out yet?)_ 😃 “SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24086 "2014-03-26T17:10:33Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush 10. Mary Gross - Dr. Ruth Westheimer ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24087 "2014-03-26T17:14:22Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush 10. Mary Gross - Dr. Ruth Westheimer 11. Dan Aykroyd - Tom Snyder ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24088 "2014-03-26T17:16:25Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush 10. Mary Gross - Dr. Ruth Westheimer 11. Dan Ackroyd - Tom Snyder 12. Amy Poehler - Hillary Clinton ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24089 "2014-03-26T17:18:17Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush 10. Mary Gross - Dr. Ruth Westheimer 11. Dan Aykroyd - Tom Snyder 12. Dana Carvey - Johnny Carson (That is wild and whacky stuff.) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24090 "2014-03-26T17:41:12Z")
“SNL” Impressionists and Celebs They Impersonated 1. Dana Carvey, President George H.W. Bush 2. Phil Hartman, President Ronald Reagan 3. Eddie Murphy - James Brown 4. Billy Crystal - Sammy Davis, Jr. 5. Tina Fey - Sarah Palin 6. Chevy Chase - President Gerald Ford 7. Kevin Nealon - Brent Musberger 8. Mike Myers - Mick Jagger (while Mick was there impersonating Keith Richards, no less!) 9. Will Ferrell - George W. Bush 10. Mary Gross - Dr. Ruth Westheimer 11. Dan Aykroyd - Tom Snyder 12. Dana Carvey - Johnny Carson (That is wild and whacky stuff.) 13. Dan Aykroyd - President Jimmy Carter “SNL” regulars and their signature character 14. Dana Carvey - Church Lady ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24091 "2014-03-26T17:50:49Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24092 "2014-03-26T17:52:00Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24093 "2014-03-26T18:32:41Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24094 "2014-03-26T18:41:30Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris- Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24095 "2014-03-26T18:49:20Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris- Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24096 "2014-03-26T18:51:44Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > “SNL” regulars and their signature character > > 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady > 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky > 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat > 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella > 5. Garrett Morris- Chico Escuela (“_Bezball bin berry berry good to me_.”) > 6. Mike Myers - Dieter ital added You know I always remember this and say it often but couldn’t remember where I heard it. Was Chico Escuela a real person who said that, or a generic? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24097 "2014-03-26T18:53:44Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky-Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris- Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter 7. Billy Crystal- Fernando ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24098 "2014-03-26T19:03:49Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter 7. Billy Crystal - Fernando 8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24099 "2014-03-26T19:08:36Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter 7. Billy Crystal - Fernando 8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci 9. John Belushi - Samurai Deli Owner/Tailor/Barber/etc etc etc ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24100 "2014-03-26T19:10:00Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > ital added > You know I always remember this and say it often but couldn’t remember where I heard it. Was Chico Escuela a real person who said that, or a generic? I believe he was a parody of a Yankee player imported from Central America, whose English wasn’t all that great and whose name escapes me just now ---
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“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter 7. Billy Crystal - Fernando 8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci 9. John Belushi - Samurai Deli Owner/Tailor/Barber/etc etc etc 10. Chris Farley - Matt Foley, motivational speaker ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24102 "2014-03-26T19:13:20Z")
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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24103 "2014-03-26T19:15:03Z")
“SNL” regulars and their signature character 1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady 2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky 3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat 4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella 5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”) 6. Mike Myers - Dieter 7. Billy Crystal - Fernando 8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci 9. John Belushi - Samurai Deli Owner/Tailor/Barber/etc etc etc 10. Chris Farley - Matt Foley, motivational speaker 11. Tracy Morgan - Brian Fellows [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1204) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1206)