# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1206

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24104 "2014-03-26T19:25:09Z")

</div>

> [@Tangent](#):
>
> Chris Farley - Matt Foley, motivational speaker

One of my favorite odd stories: after Farley died, I read in the New York Times that “Father Matt Foley” would be saying Farley’s funeral Mass.

I was sure that was a joke on someone’s part, but it wasn’t. In real life, Matt Foley was a buddy of Farley’s at Marquette University. Farley became an actor while Foley went to the seminary and became a priest.

Later, Farley named his best-known character after his old Marquette classmate.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24105 "2014-03-26T19:44:11Z")

</div>

> [@anyrose](#):
>
> I believe he was a parody of a Yankee player imported from Central America, whose English wasn’t all that great and whose name escapes me just now

I think it was Fernando Valenzuela. And I have no idea why I remember that, because I pretty much hate baseball. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24106 "2014-03-26T19:57:03Z")

</div>

“SNL” regulars and their signature character

1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady
2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky
3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat
4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella
5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”)
6. Mike Myers - Dieter
7. Billy Crystal - Fernando
8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci
9. John Belushi - Samurai Deli Owner/Tailor/Barber/etc etc etc
10. Chris Farley - Matt Foley, motivational speaker
11. Tracy Morgan - Brian Fellows
12. Al Franken - Stuart Smalley

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24107 "2014-03-26T19:59:28Z")

</div>

> [@Infovore](#):
>
> I think it was Fernando Valenzuela. And I have no idea why I remember that, because I pretty much hate baseball. 😃

It wasn’t Valenzuela. His rookie year was 1981. In '81, Garrett Morris was already off SNL.

“SNL” regulars and their signature character

1. Dana Carvey - Church Lady
2. Tim Kazurinsky - Dr. Jack Buttoffsky
3. Eddie Murphy - Buckwheat
4. Gilda Ratner - Emily Litella
5. Garrett Morris - Chico Escuela (“Bezball bin berry berry good to me.”)
6. Mike Myers - Dieter
7. Billy Crystal - Fernando
8. Don Novello - Father Guido Sarducci
9. John Belushi - Samurai Deli Owner/Tailor/Barber/etc etc etc
10. Chris Farley - Matt Foley, motivational speaker
11. Tracy Morgan - Brian Fellows
12. Al Franken - Stuart Smalley
13. Jon Lovitz - Tommy Flanaygan

I’ll pass – (already started category this a.m.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24108 "2014-03-26T20:03:38Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24109 "2014-03-26T20:08:28Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24110 "2014-03-26T20:16:56Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. J.P. Morgan

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24111 "2014-03-26T20:19:02Z")

</div>

_psst!_

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or **Morgan**

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. J.P. Morgan
4. Henry Clay Frick

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24112 "2014-03-26T20:19:16Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. J.P. Morgan
4. Henry Clay Frick
5. Jim Fisk

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24113 "2014-03-26T21:02:53Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. J.P. Morgan
4. Henry Clay Frick
5. Jim Fisk
6. Collis Huntington

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24114 "2014-03-27T02:38:58Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24115 "2014-03-27T02:41:39Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24116 "2014-03-27T03:31:26Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24117 "2014-03-27T05:36:41Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford
9. Mark Hopkins

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24118 "2014-03-27T05:47:04Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford
9. Mark Hopkins
10. Charles M. Schwab

The steel magnate. No relation to Charles R. Schwab, the stockbroker guy.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24119 "2014-03-27T09:58:39Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford
9. Mark Hopkins
10. Charles M. Schwab
11. Daniel Drew

Cohort of Gould and Fisk

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24120 "2014-03-27T10:31:35Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford
9. Mark Hopkins
10. Charles M. Schwab
11. Daniel Drew
12. John Jacob Astor

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24121 "2014-03-27T11:04:29Z")

</div>

…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24122 "2014-03-27T11:14:04Z")

</div>

19th-Century “Robber Barons” not named Carnegie, Rockefeller, or Morgan

1. Jay Gould
2. Cornelius Vanderbilt
3. Henry Clay Frick
4. Jim Fisk
5. Collis Huntington
6. James Buchanan Duke
7. Charles Crocker
8. Leland Stanford
9. Mark Hopkins
10. Charles M. Schwab
11. Daniel Drew
12. John Jacob Astor
13. Russell Sage (My Junior High School!)

Movies in which discovered writing is crucial or significant

1. The Shining

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2014, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24123 "2014-03-27T11:15:39Z")

</div>

Movies in which discovered writing is crucial or significant

1. The Shining
2. Bridges of Madison County

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1205)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1207)
