# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1209
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24164 "2014-03-28T06:22:49Z")
Biblical movies. 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24165 "2014-03-28T06:47:00Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24166 "2014-03-28T09:26:38Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24167 "2014-03-28T11:11:12Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24168 "2014-03-28T12:33:28Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24169 "2014-03-28T12:38:48Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur 9. Samson and Delilah ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24170 "2014-03-28T13:02:09Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur 9. Samson and Delilah 10. Moses ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24171 "2014-03-28T13:10:59Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur 9. Samson and Delilah 10. Moses 11. Prince of Egypt ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24172 "2014-03-28T13:13:11Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur 9. Samson and Delilah 10. Moses 11. The Prince of Egypt 12. Jesus Christ Superstar ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24173 "2014-03-28T13:22:36Z")
Biblical Movies 1. The Ten Commandments 2. Wholly Moses! 3. The Robe 4. The Last Temptation of Christ 5. King of Kings 6. Noah 7. The Life of Brian 8. Ben Hur 9. Samson and Delilah 10. Moses 11. The Prince of Egypt 12. Jesus Christ Superstar 13. The Passion (the Mel Gibson one) A spillover category from the song lyric thread: Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar > [@](#): > > She floats like a swan > Grace on the water > Lips like sugar > Lips like sugar > Just when you think you’ve caught her > She glides across the water > She calls for you tonight > To share in this moonlight > > You’ll flow down her river > She’ll ask-can you give her? > > Lips like sugar > Sugar kisses > Lips like sugar > Sugar kisses ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24174 "2014-03-28T13:31:21Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear (No quoting necessary, I assume. It’s about Paul McCartney’s sheepdog.) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24175 "2014-03-28T13:35:09Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24176 "2014-03-28T14:10:33Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24177 "2014-03-28T14:12:02Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24178 "2014-03-28T14:57:57Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl _(“She’s cool in bed…Well she oughta be, 'cause Ethyl’s dead!”)_ ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24179 "2014-03-28T15:34:26Z")
1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24180 "2014-03-28T15:36:58Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24181 "2014-03-28T16:29:16Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24182 "2014-03-28T16:44:53Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes 10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24183 "2014-03-28T17:42:20Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes 10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie 11. Neil Young: Long May You Run [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1208) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1210)