# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1210
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24184 "2014-03-28T17:42:53Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes 10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie 11. Neil Young: Long May You Run 12. Michael Jackson: Ben It’s a rat! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24185 "2014-03-28T18:05:16Z")
Love Songs where the object of the affections isn’t quite human (you may quote from the song, tho the next person can delete that): 1. Echo and the Bunnymen: Lips Like Sugar 2. The Beatles: Martha, My Dear 3. Queen: I’m In Love With My Car 4. I Love LA, Randy Newman 5. Allan Sherman: 5 Foot 2, Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal?) 6. Alice Cooper: Cold Ethyl 7. Paul Craft: Drop Kick Me Jesus through The Goal Posts of Life 8. Randy Newman: Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 9. Rex Harrison (as Dr Doolittle): When I Look In Your Eyes 10. Sesame Street: She’s a Real Martian Beauty, She’s My Number 9 Cutie 11. Neil Young: Long May You Run 12. Michael Jackson: Ben 13. “If You Could See Her” from\*\*\* Cabaret \*\*\*(Joel Grey was singing about a gorilla) New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24186 "2014-03-28T18:22:30Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24187 "2014-03-28T18:23:34Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24188 "2014-03-28T18:33:40Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24189 "2014-03-28T18:42:19Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24190 "2014-03-28T19:04:29Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24191 "2014-03-28T19:06:37Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24192 "2014-03-28T19:18:09Z")
New topic: Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24193 "2014-03-28T19:28:26Z")
Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle 9. Blowflies ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24194 "2014-03-28T19:36:13Z")
Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle 9. Blowflies 10. Fire ants ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24195 "2014-03-28T19:52:08Z")
Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle 9. Blowflies 10. Fire ants 11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24196 "2014-03-28T20:04:56Z")
Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle 9. Blowflies 10. Fire ants 11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame 12. Vermicious Knids ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24197 "2014-03-28T20:16:47Z")
Animals That Could Probably Eat You 1. Great white shark 2. Bengal tiger 3. Polar bear 4. A Piranha (and a few hundred of his closest friends) 5. Lion 6. Jeffrey Dahmer 7. Maggots 8. terrible wicked Whangdoodle 9. Blowflies 10. Fire ants 11. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame 12. Vermicious Knids 13. Flesh-eating virus New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24198 "2014-03-28T20:29:18Z")
New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows 2. Pigs ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24199 "2014-03-28T20:36:13Z")
New: Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows 2. Pigs 3. the outside surfaces of a clean human ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24200 "2014-03-28T20:42:52Z")
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows 2. Pigs 3. the outside surfaces of a clean human 4. Chicken ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24201 "2014-03-28T20:48:41Z")
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows 2. Pigs 3. the outside surfaces of a clean human 4. Chicken 5. Deer ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24202 "2014-03-28T20:59:22Z")
Animals That Taste Surprisingly Good 1. Cows 2. Pigs 3. the outside surfaces of a clean human 4. Chicken 5. Deer 6. Duck ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2014, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24203 "2014-03-28T21:11:12Z")
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