# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1225
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24484 "2014-04-04T12:34:29Z")
More Balls 1. Cheese Balls 2. Medicine Balls 3. Ping-Pong Balls 4. Mouse Balls 5. Blue Ball, PA 6. I’m havin’ a… 7. Malted Milk Balls 8. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball 9. Beach Balls 10. Moth balls 11. Meatballs! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24485 "2014-04-04T12:43:51Z")
More Balls 1. Cheese Balls 2. Medicine Balls 3. Ping-Pong Balls 4. Mouse Balls 5. Blue Ball, PA 6. I’m havin’ a… 7. Malted Milk Balls 8. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball 9. Beach Balls 10. Moth balls 11. Meatballs! 12. Swedish meatballs! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24486 "2014-04-04T12:46:33Z")
More Balls 1. Cheese Balls 2. Medicine Balls 3. Ping-Pong Balls 4. Mouse Balls 5. Blue Ball, PA 6. I’m havin’ a… 7. Malted Milk Balls 8. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball 9. Beach Balls 10. Moth balls 11. Meatballs! 12. Swedish meatballs! 13. Lucille Ball Next: Famous real cats. 14. Grumpy Cat Today is his 2nd birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24487 "2014-04-04T12:56:48Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24488 "2014-04-04T13:03:17Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24489 "2014-04-04T13:12:07Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. [Burger And Fries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_3EZWkM1c) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24490 "2014-04-04T13:56:08Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat [![](https://www.shescribes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Morris-the-Cat.jpg) ](https://www.shescribes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Morris-the-Cat.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24491 "2014-04-04T14:00:12Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. [Socks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)) ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24492 "2014-04-04T14:10:32Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. [Socks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)) 7. [Orville the flying cat](http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/jun/05/catcopter-dutch-artist-amsterdam-video) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24493 "2014-04-04T14:35:39Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. [Burger And Fries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_3EZWkM1c) 5. Morris the Cat 6. [Socks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)) 7. [Orville the flying cat](http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/jun/05/catcopter-dutch-artist-amsterdam-video) 8. [Matilda](http://www.algonquinhotel.com/algonquin-cat) ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24494 "2014-04-04T14:36:16Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. [Burger And Fries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_3EZWkM1c) 5. Morris the Cat 6. [Socks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)) 7. [Orville the flying cat](http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/jun/05/catcopter-dutch-artist-amsterdam-video) 8. [Matilda](http://www.algonquinhotel.com/algonquin-cat) 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas [Beware of Cat](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tiger-mauled-siegfried-roy-magician-691209) He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24495 "2014-04-04T14:39:10Z")
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24496 "2014-04-04T14:44:33Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. [Burger And Fries.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_3EZWkM1c) 5. Morris the Cat 6. [Socks](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)) 7. [Orville the flying cat](http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2012/jun/05/catcopter-dutch-artist-amsterdam-video) 8. [Matilda](http://www.algonquinhotel.com/algonquin-cat) 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas [Beware of Cat](http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/tiger-mauled-siegfried-roy-magician-691209) He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) 10. That cat that toppled the candle on Newton’s papers, little knowing what he hath done ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24497 "2014-04-04T14:56:56Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. Socks 7. Orville the flying cat 8. Matilda 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas Beware of Cat He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) 10. That cat that toppled the candle on Newton’s papers, little knowing what he hath done [11, Hamish McHamish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_McHamish) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24498 "2014-04-04T15:48:16Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. Socks 7. Orville the flying cat 8. Matilda 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas Beware of Cat He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) 10. That cat that toppled the candle on Newton’s papers, little knowing what he hath done [11, Hamish McHamish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_McHamish) 11. Charlene Butterbean of [The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee](http://theittybittykittycommittee.com). FYI, Grumpy Cat is actually a she. Her real name is “Tardar Sauce.” ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24499 "2014-04-04T16:06:22Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. Socks 7. Orville the flying cat 8. Matilda 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas Beware of Cat He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) 10. That cat that toppled the candle on Newton’s papers, little knowing what he hath done [11, Hamish McHamish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_McHamish) 11. Charlene Butterbean of [The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee](http://theittybittykittycommittee.com). 12. Sammy Davis Jr. [The coolest cat ever!](http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2008/158/263_121289253884.jpg) New category: The dumbest TV shows of all time 1. Cop Rock ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24500 "2014-04-04T16:07:19Z")
Famous real cats. 1. Grumpy Cat (Today is his 2nd birthday) 2. Cat Stevens (born Steven Georgiou, is now Yusuf Islam) 3. Maru (famous for his love of boxes, regardless of their shape or size) 4. Burger And Fries. 5. Morris the Cat 6. Socks 7. Orville the flying cat 8. Matilda 9. Mantecore – the tiger that mauled Roy in Vegas Beware of Cat He passed away last week (Mantecore, not Roy.) 10. That cat that toppled the candle on Newton’s papers, little knowing what he hath done [11, Hamish McHamish](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamish_McHamish) 11. Charlene Butterbean of [The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee](http://theittybittykittycommittee.com). 12. [Elsa](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsa_the_Lioness) the lioness - of Born Free fame. ---
**Author:** ![Bellhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bellhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellhorn)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24501 "2014-04-04T16:12:36Z")
Well there were a couple of snafus, where the list was mis-numbered with two #11’s, I fixed it, added #13, and then leaffan ended up getting ninja’d with what he thought was #12, but it really was #14. So… New category: The dumbest TV shows of all time 1. Cop Rock ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24502 "2014-04-04T16:23:06Z")
New category: The dumbest TV shows of all time 1. Cop Rock 2. Three’s Company ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24503 "2014-04-04T16:24:28Z")
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