# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1238
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24744 "2014-04-11T01:55:57Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24745 "2014-04-11T02:15:58Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24746 "2014-04-11T03:17:42Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24747 "2014-04-11T03:20:24Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24748 "2014-04-11T04:42:45Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24749 "2014-04-11T05:06:10Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. ETA: How come America has the lion’s share of conspiracy theories? What other country even compares? I just thought of this now. ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24750 "2014-04-11T05:28:59Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. 8. The US government has UFO’s and alien bodies in Area 51. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24751 "2014-04-11T06:14:31Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. 8. The US government has UFO’s and alien bodies in Area 51. 9. Roosevelt and/or Churchill had advance knowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24752 "2014-04-11T06:24:28Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [Hendrix Murder Information Discrimination Protest - About This Message Board - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. 8. The US government has UFO’s and alien bodies in Area 51. 9. Roosevelt and/or Churchill had advance knowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack. [del]10. The NSA is tracking everything you do.[/del] (Oh wait, that one’s actually true…) 10. Thousands of children are victimized each year by ritual Satanic abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24753 "2014-04-11T11:13:15Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=720252](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. 8. The US government has UFO’s and alien bodies in Area 51. 9. Roosevelt and/or Churchill had advance knowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack. 10. Thousands of children are victimized each year by ritual Satanic abuse. 11. Hollywood has an agenda to corrupt and destroy the soul of America. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24754 "2014-04-11T11:45:00Z")
Things That Conspiracy Theorists Claim 1. Jet contrails are actually “chemtrails” with which we are being intentionally poisoned. 2. The moon landing was faked 3. 9/11 was an inside job; the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolition / guided missiles / 1920’s style death rays / whatever. 4. Jimmy Hendrix was murdered. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/…d.php?t=720252](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=720252) 5. AIDS was invented by the CIA 6. The Jews. Period. 7. The Secret Service and/or the CIA actually assassinated President Kennedy. 8. The US government has UFO’s and alien bodies in Area 51. 9. Roosevelt and/or Churchill had advance knowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack. 10. The NSA is tracking everything you do. (Oh wait, that one’s actually true…) 11. Thousands of children are victimized each year by ritual Satanic abuse. 12. Hollywood has an agenda to corrupt and destroy the soul of America. 13. The JFK Assasination - the CIA, 2 shooters, the Mob, the Russians, Lyndon Johnson, rogue agents, etc… take your pic. Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. [fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5n9wwuUGQ) (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24755 "2014-04-11T11:55:10Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. [fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5n9wwuUGQ) (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24756 "2014-04-11T13:52:48Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. [fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5n9wwuUGQ) (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24757 "2014-04-11T14:11:36Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. [Dick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-h16TwRDo) [Assman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39l6V3b_LY) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24758 "2014-04-11T14:16:33Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. [Dick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-h16TwRDo) [Assman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39l6V3b_LY) 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24759 "2014-04-11T15:28:28Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. [Dick](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-h16TwRDo) [Assman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y39l6V3b_LY) 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) [/QUOTE] 6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: [Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube](http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24760 "2014-04-11T15:46:47Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. Dick Assman. 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) [/QUOTE] 6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: [Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube](http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU) 7. [A film by Bob the dog](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrIiLrNq0oI) (of course) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24761 "2014-04-11T16:20:34Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. Dick Assman. 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) [/QUOTE] 6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: [Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube](http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU) 7. [A film by Bob the dog](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrIiLrNq0oI) (of course) 8. [Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtyxIfwoEns) (“Don’t f\*\*k with me, Dave!”) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24762 "2014-04-11T16:28:49Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. Dick Assman. 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) [/QUOTE] 6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: [Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube](http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU) 7. [A film by Bob the dog](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrIiLrNq0oI) (of course) 8. [Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtyxIfwoEns) (“Don’t f\*\*k with me, Dave!”) 9. [Cher vs. Dave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcblpszrwAk) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/24763 "2014-04-11T16:31:04Z")
Memorable Dave Letterman moments (with links, if possible) 1. fire extinguisher at Richard Simmons (@ 7:45, if you are like me and can’t stand him) 2. Dropping watermelons off a 5 story tower (about 2:00 into this video): [Dropping Stuff off a 5-Story Building!! - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go108ZvU_LM) 3. Drew Barrymore flashes her boobs: [Drew Barrymore Flashes David Letterman - Real or Scripted? - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F163XHK8NVs) 4. Dick Assman. 5. Andy Kaufman with wrestler Jerry Lawler: [Jerry Lawler slaps Andy Kaufman on David Letterman Show - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv73yzYuE_M) [/QUOTE] 6. Crispin Glover goes weird character, shows muscles and karate kick: [Crispin Glover on Letterman - YouTube](http://youtu.be/gbFfXi4KMEU) 7. [A film by Bob the dog](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrIiLrNq0oI) (of course) 8. [Madonna’s foul-mouthed, cigar-smoking interview.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtyxIfwoEns) (“Don’t f\*\*k with me, Dave!”) 9. Warren Zevon revealing he had terminal cancer, telling crowd, “Enjoy every sandwich.” (if someone else can find a link, please share it) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1237) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1239)