# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1269

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25364 "2014-05-07T01:57:42Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)  
A life-long heavy drinker, he checked into the Betty Ford clinic in Jan 1994, and by Sep 1995 he was dead.

Mickey Mantle, quoting his friend and neighbor and former NFL great Bobby Layne (whose death was caused in part by alcohol abuse):  
“_If I’d known I was gonna live this long, I’d have taken a lot better care of myself._”

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25365 "2014-05-07T02:04:24Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)
9. Timothy Treadwell (self-styled bear expert eaten by grizzly bear)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25366 "2014-05-07T02:23:06Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)
9. Timothy Treadwell (self-styled bear expert eaten by grizzly bear)
10. Albert Anastasia (mob hit)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25367 "2014-05-07T02:33:21Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)
9. Timothy Treadwell (self-styled bear expert eaten by grizzly bear)
10. Albert Anastasia (mob hit)
11. Jesse James (shot by one of his men who hoped to get the reward)

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25368 "2014-05-07T02:42:14Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)
9. Timothy Treadwell (self-styled bear expert eaten by grizzly bear)
10. Albert Anastasia (mob hit)
11. Jesse James (shot by one of his men who hoped to get the reward)
12. Christopher McCandless (presumed starved; hiked into Alaskan wilderness w/o sufficient food, supplies, or maps)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25369 "2014-05-07T04:03:16Z")

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People who died in pretty much the way one would have predicted

1. Steve Irwin (freak wildlife accident)
2. Dar Robinson (freak motorcycle accident)
3. G G Allin (heroin overdose)
4. Graham Hill (racecar accident during race)
5. Jim Morrison (In a drunken stupor, probably fueled by heroin)
6. Kurt Cobain (suicide)
7. Dale Earnhardt (car racing accident)
8. Mickey Mantle (age 63 of liver failure, liver cancer)
9. Timothy Treadwell (self-styled bear expert eaten by grizzly bear)
10. Albert Anastasia (mob hit)
11. Jesse James (shot by one of his men who hoped to get the reward)
12. Christopher McCandless (presumed starved; hiked into Alaskan wilderness w/o sufficient food, supplies, or maps)
13. Anna Nicole (drug overdose)

Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)

Hint: The online anagram server will help you if you want to do a particular celebrity without having to use a pencil or Scrabble tiles.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25370 "2014-05-07T04:04:47Z")

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25371 "2014-05-07T04:12:50Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25372 "2014-05-07T04:21:07Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25373 "2014-05-07T04:28:22Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25374 "2014-05-07T04:47:07Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25375 "2014-05-07T07:00:13Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25376 "2014-05-07T08:51:51Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25377 "2014-05-07T12:06:10Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25378 "2014-05-07T12:24:25Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25379 "2014-05-07T12:53:47Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)
10. Mr. Mojo Risin (Jim Morrison)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25380 "2014-05-07T12:54:15Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)
10. Babushka Macaronies (Barack Hussein Obama)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25381 "2014-05-07T13:15:15Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)
10. Babushka Macaronies (Barack Hussein Obama)
11. Silvery Bells (Beverly Sills)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25382 "2014-05-07T13:25:57Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)
10. Mr. Mojo Risin (Jim Morrison)
11. Babushka Macaronies (Barack Hussein Obama)
12. Silvery Bells (Beverly Sills)

De-ninjafying

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25383 "2014-05-07T13:31:33Z")

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Anagrams of famous people names

1. Hail Harelip Satan House (Sarah Louise Heath Palin)
2. Manacle Cut Pry (Paul McCartney)
3. Genuine Class (Alec Guinness)
4. Grow a Penis (Spiro Agnew)
5. Arranged Loan (Ronald Reagan)
6. Hi Drama Skank I (Kim Kardashian)
7. The Equine Blaze (Queen Elizabeth)
8. Trebled Mite (Bette Midler)
9. Scholars Kinder (Oskar Schindler)
10. Mr. Mojo Risin (Jim Morrison)
11. Babushka Macaronies (Barack Hussein Obama)
12. Silvery Bells (Beverly Sills)
13. Gloria smites men (Ms. Gloria Steinmen)

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