# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1285
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25684 "2014-05-15T17:10:25Z")
Fictional Aunts: 1. Aunt Lindsey Cohen, from Theatre Shoes by Noel Streatfeild 2. Aunt Polly, from Huckleberry Finn 3. Aunt Agatha, Jeeves and Wooster 4. Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz 5. Aunt May Parker - Spider-Man 6. Aunty Entity - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 7. Auntie Roo - Shelly Winters movie (“Whoever Slew…”) 8. Auntie Mame 9. Aunt Jemima 10. Aunt Vivian, with whom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was sentenced to go live after just one little fight ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25685 "2014-05-15T17:11:57Z")
Fictional Aunts: 1. Aunt Lindsey Cohen, from Theatre Shoes by Noel Streatfeild 2. Aunt Polly, from Huckleberry Finn 3. Aunt Agatha, Jeeves and Wooster 4. Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz 5. Aunt May Parker - Spider-Man 6. Aunty Entity - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 7. Auntie Roo - Shelly Winters movie (“Whoever Slew…”) 8. Auntie Mame 9. Aunt Jemima 10. Aunt Vivian, with whom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was sentenced to go live after just one little fight 11. Adam Ant ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25686 "2014-05-15T17:30:56Z")
Fictional Aunts: 1. Aunt Lindsey Cohen, from Theatre Shoes by Noel Streatfeild 2. Aunt Polly, from Huckleberry Finn 3. Aunt Agatha, Jeeves and Wooster 4. Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz 5. Aunt May Parker - Spider-Man 6. Aunty Entity - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 7. Auntie Roo - Shelly Winters movie (“Whoever Slew…”) 8. Auntie Mame 9. Aunt Jemima 10. Aunt Vivian, with whom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was sentenced to go live after just one little fight 11. Adam Ant 12. Aunt Bertha, the Great Brain series ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25687 "2014-05-15T18:34:19Z")
Fictional Aunts: 1. Aunt Lindsey Cohen, from Theatre Shoes by Noel Streatfeild 2. Aunt Polly, from Huckleberry Finn 3. Aunt Agatha, Jeeves and Wooster 4. Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz 5. Aunt May Parker - Spider-Man 6. Aunty Entity - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 7. Auntie Roo - Shelly Winters movie (“Whoever Slew…”) 8. Auntie Mame 9. Aunt Jemima 10. Aunt Vivian, with whom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was sentenced to go live after just one little fight 11. Aunt Bertha, the Great Brain series 12. Aunt Bee (Beatrice) The Andy Griffith show Adam Ant is not a fictional person nor an Aunt! ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25688 "2014-05-15T18:52:46Z")
Fictional Aunts: 1. Aunt Lindsey Cohen, from Theatre Shoes by Noel Streatfeild 2. Aunt Polly, from Huckleberry Finn 3. Aunt Agatha, Jeeves and Wooster 4. Aunt Em - Wizard of Oz 5. Aunt May Parker - Spider-Man 6. Aunty Entity - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome 7. Auntie Roo - Shelly Winters movie (“Whoever Slew…”) 8. Auntie Mame 9. Aunt Jemima 10. Aunt Vivian, with whom the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was sentenced to go live after just one little fight 11. Aunt Bertha, the Great Brain series 12. Aunt Bee (Beatrice) The Andy Griffith show 13. Aunt Beru (Star Wars) New topic: Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25689 "2014-05-15T18:53:11Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Adam Ant is not a fictional person nor an Aunt! Arrgh…got me on the fictional part. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25690 "2014-05-15T19:25:06Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25691 "2014-05-15T19:25:56Z")
New topic: Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25692 "2014-05-15T19:44:14Z")
New topic: Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25693 "2014-05-15T20:21:12Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25694 "2014-05-15T21:00:38Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25695 "2014-05-15T21:48:18Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25696 "2014-05-15T21:59:03Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25697 "2014-05-15T22:20:38Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen 9. Star Wars Episode 11: Tyler Perry’s Meet the Binks ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25698 "2014-05-15T22:36:14Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen 9. Star Wars Episode 11: Tyler Perry’s Meet the Binks 10. Star Wars Episode 13: Real Housewives of Tatooine ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25699 "2014-05-15T22:47:52Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen 9. Star Wars Episode 11: Tyler Perry’s Meet the Binks 10. Star Wars Episode 13: Real Housewives of Tatooine 11. Star Wars Episode 25: Catinarena - the Forbidden Song And Dance of Bea Arthur ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25700 "2014-05-15T22:53:48Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen 9. Star Wars Episode 11: Tyler Perry’s Meet the Binks 10. Star Wars Episode 13: Real Housewives of Tatooine 11. Star Wars Episode 25: Catinarena - the Forbidden Song And Dance of Bea Arthur 12. Star Wars Episode 42: The Big Plot Hole ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25701 "2014-05-15T22:58:24Z")
Bad Star Wars movie titles 1. Star Wars Episode 8: Revenge of the Bespin City Council 2. Star Wars Episode 7: Attack of the Lens Flares 3. Star Wars Episode 18: the Return of George Lucas Direction 4. Star Wars Episode 15: Jar-Jar Shows Yoosa Around De Galaxy 5. Star Wars Episode 9: Fuck It, Here’s Two Hours of Lightsaber Fights 6. Star Wars Episode 0: Anakin, Mr. Spock Is Your Father 7. Star Wars Episode 12: Many Bothans Died To Bring Us Yet Another Shameless Money-Grab 8. Star Wars Episode 3.5: Installing Moisture Vaporators With Uncle Owen 9. Star Wars Episode 11: Tyler Perry’s Meet the Binks 10. Star Wars Episode 13: Real Housewives of Tatooine 11. Star Wars Episode 25: Catinarena - the Forbidden Song And Dance of Bea Arthur 12. Star Wars Episode 42: The Big Plot Hole 13. Star Wars Episode 13: See This Train Wreck You Must Not Fictional Cocktails and/or Beverages 1. Slurm ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25702 "2014-05-15T22:59:19Z")
Fictional Cocktails and/or Beverages 1. Slurm 2. Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2014, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/25703 "2014-05-15T23:12:46Z")
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