# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26164 "2014-05-28T15:39:02Z")

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Film remakes which were as good as, if not better than, the original. (No reboots, please)

1. Let Me In (Let The Right One In)
2. Clash of the Titans
3. The Wizard of Oz (There was a silent version before the classic 1939 musical.)
4. King Kong - 1976 re-make (my personal favorite) had mixed reviews and the 2005 version (which was critically and commercially massively successful) were at least as good as the original 1933 version.
5. Frankenstein–The 1931 film is a classic, and obviously better than the original 1910 film.
6. Dracula (1931). Nosferatu (1922) is a classic in its own right, but the Lugosi version is completely iconic.
7. Pocket Full of Miracles (1961); Lady for a Day (1933)
8. Little Shop Of Horrors (1986), wonderful musical adaptation of the 1960 dreck.
9. John Carpenter’s The Thing was much better than Howard Hawks’ (and much closer to the original story by John W. Campbell).
10. Warren Beatty’s Heaven Can Wait is much better than the original, Here Comes Mr. Jordan.
11. Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) is far superior to Bakshi’s 1978 cartoon.
12. John Wayne was better than Jeff Bridges (though Jeff gave a very game effort), but on the whole, the Coen brothers \*\*\*True Grit \*\*\*was better than the original.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26165 "2014-05-28T16:03:11Z")

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Film remakes which were as good as, if not better than, the original. (No reboots, please)

1. Let Me In (Let The Right One In)
2. Clash of the Titans
3. The Wizard of Oz (There was a silent version before the classic 1939 musical.)
4. King Kong - 1976 re-make (my personal favorite) had mixed reviews and the 2005 version (which was critically and commercially massively successful) were at least as good as the original 1933 version.
5. Frankenstein–The 1931 film is a classic, and obviously better than the original 1910 film.
6. Dracula (1931). Nosferatu (1922) is a classic in its own right, but the Lugosi version is completely iconic.
7. Pocket Full of Miracles (1961); Lady for a Day (1933)
8. Little Shop Of Horrors (1986), wonderful musical adaptation of the 1960 dreck.
9. John Carpenter’s The Thing was much better than Howard Hawks’ (and much closer to the original story by John W. Campbell).
10. Warren Beatty’s Heaven Can Wait is much better than the original, Here Comes Mr. Jordan.
11. Lord of the Rings (2001-2003) is far superior to Bakshi’s 1978 cartoon.
12. John Wayne was better than Jeff Bridges (though Jeff gave a very game effort), but on the whole, the Coen brothers True Grit was better than the original.
13. Casino Royale, a few quibbles aside, was far better than the original

Next: College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen

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**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26166 "2014-05-28T16:24:16Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26167 "2014-05-28T16:27:25Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26168 "2014-05-28T16:34:56Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26169 "2014-05-28T19:29:40Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe

From here on, we may need to look at Division 2 and 3 schools. Most of the team names that don’t end with “s” refer to colors or animals (Crimson Tide, Wolfpack, et al.)

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26170 "2014-05-28T19:36:04Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe  
[del]6. Stanford Cardinal (does not refer to the Bird)[/del] but does refer to the color so I got nothing in the 5 minute edit period.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26171 "2014-05-28T19:47:09Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck  
(Found One)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26172 "2014-05-28T19:50:56Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26173 "2014-05-28T20:06:31Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26174 "2014-05-28T21:55:17Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
9. Erskine College (South Carolina)'s Flying Feet

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26175 "2014-05-28T22:01:17Z")

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:: little late here: what’s a “reboot?” ::

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26176 "2014-05-28T22:07:38Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> :: little late here: what’s a “reboot?” ::

Restarting a storyline with no real intent of faithfulness to, or continuity with, the former iterations. So…King Kong was _remade_. So was Psycho. The Batman, Incredible Hulk, and Spiderman franchises have been _rebooted_.

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26177 "2014-05-28T22:34:04Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
9. Erskine College (South Carolina)'s Flying Feet
10. Rhode Island Anchormen

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26178 "2014-05-28T23:10:56Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
9. Erskine College (South Carolina)'s Flying Feet
10. Rhode Island Anchormen
11. Luther (Iowa) Norse

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26179 "2014-05-29T01:58:06Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
9. Erskine College (South Carolina)'s Flying Feet
10. Rhode Island Anchormen
11. Luther (Iowa) Norse
12. Stanford University Tree

> **[Stanford Tree](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_Tree)**
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> The Stanford Tree is the Stanford Band's mascot and the unofficial mascot of Stanford University. Stanford's team name is "Cardinal", referring to the vivid red color (not the common songbird as at several other schools), and the university does not have an official mascot. The Tree, in various versions, has been called one of America's most bizarre and controversial college mascots. The tree regularly appears at the top of Internet "worst mascot" lists but has also appeared on at The Tree is ...

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26180 "2014-05-29T02:39:39Z")

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College mascots that don’t involve a color, an animal, or a plural ending in ‘s’.

1. University of Massachusetts Minutemen
2. US Naval Academy Midshipmen
3. Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
4. University of Illinois Fighting Illini
5. William and Mary: The Tribe
6. Georgia Tech Ramblin’ Wreck
7. Oberlin College Yeomen
8. Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
9. Erskine College (South Carolina)'s Flying Feet
10. Rhode Island Anchormen
11. Luther (Iowa) Norse
12. Stanford University Tree
13. Southeastern University Fire

I’ll pass

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26181 "2014-05-29T02:42:24Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26182 "2014-05-29T02:54:00Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26183 "2014-05-29T03:28:03Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot

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