# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1310

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26184 "2014-05-29T03:40:20Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26185 "2014-05-29T03:49:21Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26186 "2014-05-29T03:58:31Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26187 "2014-05-29T04:23:14Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26188 "2014-05-29T10:22:20Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26189 "2014-05-29T11:22:03Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg
9. Conan and Ator

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26190 "2014-05-29T13:36:09Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg
9. Conan and Ator
10. Rocky Balboa & John Rambo

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26191 "2014-05-29T13:48:07Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg
9. Conan and Ator
10. Rocky Balboa & John Rambo
11. Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill

On an adventure, I mean. They actually met once and didn’t particularly hit it off.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26192 "2014-05-29T14:02:31Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg
9. Conan and Ator
10. Rocky Balboa & John Rambo
11. Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill
12. Rick Deckard and Logan-5

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26193 "2014-05-29T14:40:20Z")

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Awesome, but unlikely to ever happen, pairings

1. Indiana Jones and River Song
2. James Bond and Emma Peel
3. Bertie Wooster and Hercule Poirot
4. The Tenth Doctor and Tony Stark
5. Han Solo and Mal Reynolds
6. Dexter and Hannibal Lecter
7. Jessica Rabbit and Eccentrica Galumbits
8. Harry Potter and Willow Rosenberg
9. Conan and Ator
10. Rocky Balboa & John Rambo
11. Theodore Roosevelt and Winston Churchill
12. Rick Deckard and Logan-5
13. Rick Blaine and Charlie Allnut

New! One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26194 "2014-05-29T14:45:28Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26195 "2014-05-29T14:49:08Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26196 "2014-05-29T14:58:18Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”

(he actually did have a couple of other songs that charted, but they were never “hits”)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26197 "2014-05-29T15:44:01Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26198 "2014-05-29T16:02:58Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26199 "2014-05-29T16:29:27Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”
7. “Please Mr. Custer” by Larry Verne

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**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26200 "2014-05-29T16:43:16Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”
7. “Please Mr. Custer” by Larry Verne
8. Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, “Hot Rod Lincoln”

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26201 "2014-05-29T16:44:39Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”
7. “Please Mr. Custer” by Larry Verne
8. Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, “Hot Rod Lincoln”
9. Sniff ‘n’ the Tears, “Driver’s Seat”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26202 "2014-05-29T16:54:25Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”
7. “Please Mr. Custer” by Larry Verne
8. Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, “Hot Rod Lincoln”
9. Sniff ‘n’ the Tears, “Driver’s Seat”
10. Paper Lace, “Brandy”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26203 "2014-05-29T17:03:40Z")

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One-Hit Wonders and their hits.

1. Taco, “Puttin’ On The Ritz”
2. Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”
3. Norman Greenbaum, “Spirit in the Sky” (and also Doctor and the Medics, same song)
4. C. W. McCall, “Convoy”
5. Mungo Jerry, “In the Summertime”
6. The Singing Nun, “Dominique”
7. “Please Mr. Custer” by Larry Verne
8. Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen, “Hot Rod Lincoln”
9. Sniff ‘n’ the Tears, “Driver’s Seat”
10. Paper Lace, “Brandy”
11. Vicki Lawrence, “The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia”

Lucky for her, she had her TV career to fall back on.

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