# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1317
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26324 "2014-06-03T00:35:23Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26325 "2014-06-03T01:10:02Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26326 "2014-06-03T02:04:14Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26327 "2014-06-03T02:19:56Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Yertle the Turtle ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26328 "2014-06-03T02:28:39Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Yertle the Turtle 10. On Beyond Zebra ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26329 "2014-06-03T02:53:03Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Yertle the Turtle 10. On Beyond Zebra 11. Horton Hatches an Egg ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26330 "2014-06-03T02:56:30Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Yertle the Turtle 10. On Beyond Zebra 11. Horton Hatches an Egg 12. And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26331 "2014-06-03T03:05:11Z")
Dr. Seuss Books 1. Dr Seuss ABC 2. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish 3. Green Eggs and Ham 4. The Lorax 5. The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins 6. Oh, the Places You’ll Go! 7. Hop on Pop! 8. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 9. Yertle the Turtle 10. On Beyond Zebra 11. Horton Hatches an Egg 12. And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street 13. The Cat in the Hat, of course. Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26332 "2014-06-03T03:31:29Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26333 "2014-06-03T03:33:57Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26334 "2014-06-03T03:41:50Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26335 "2014-06-03T03:57:22Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26336 "2014-06-03T04:10:44Z")
Brutal! Where’d you go to school, Sing Sing? Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26337 "2014-06-03T05:29:32Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26338 "2014-06-03T06:30:47Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26339 "2014-06-03T08:51:12Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 9. The Erie Canal ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26340 "2014-06-03T11:47:39Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 9. The Erie Canal 10. Comet To the tune of “The Colonel Bogey March” (\*\*\*Bridge on the River Kwai \*\*\*theme) Comet, it makes your breath so clean. Comet, it tastes like gasoline. Comet, it makes you vomit. So buy some Comet and vomit today! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26341 "2014-06-03T12:07:10Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 9. The Erie Canal 10. Comet 11. Waltzing Mathilda ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26342 "2014-06-03T13:32:30Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. [My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Burning_of_the_School#Sample_lyrics) 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 9. The Erie Canal 10. Comet 11. Waltzing Mathilda 12. There Once Was a Woman All Skin and Bones ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26343 "2014-06-03T14:05:33Z")
Songs from grade school… 1. Where Is Thumbkin? 2. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On 3. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 4. Frere Jacques 5. My Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Burning of the School 6. Fifty Nifty United States 7. Have You Seen the Ghost of John? 8. Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts 9. The Erie Canal 10. Comet 11. Waltzing Mathilda 12. There Once Was a Woman All Skin and Bones 13. The Wheels on the Bus High School Classes 14. Geometry [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1316) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1318)